Hi I'M Kamala - In Her Own Words

Hi I’m Kamala, fiery and strong Whatever I say will never be wrong, I’m running for President, thought you should know, Putting myself and my talents on show. With Biden and Sanders joining the race I’m inwardly laughing, having to brace, With my tongue as my sword they haven’t a chance, I’ll jolt them awake as they seem in a trance. While I haven’t worked out the fine details just yet, With policy statements not quite put to bed, I’m sure they’ll be great, no fear I’ll fall flat For spinning a tale for me is old hat. I think I’ll just start with pitching a dream, Of everything smelling like roses and cream, But should I be challenged with questions or more, They won’t know what hit them for I can keep score. My weapons are many try me and see, Push me a little and my victim you’ll be, It’s time for a woman to get this top job, The Democrats muse, the media’s heart throb.