Hey Daddy

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Ah well.

Merry Christmas anyway.

Hey Daddy! I got a gap toothed grin and that's a sin. Hey Daddy! I really need some dentistry. Ohh Daddy! I got a double chin and jowls like Gentle Ben. Hey Daddy! I need plastic surgery. Hey Daddy! I need a fanny lift, nose bob and a boob job. Ohh Daddy! I sure could use some surgery. Oh Daddy! I've had my tummy tucked and been lipo-sucked. Oooo Daddy! Now I look just like Barbie. Hey Daddy! I want a diamond ring and things with lots of bling. Oh Daddy! You gotta buy it all for me. Ohh Daddy! He's got a brand new car, a yacht and caviar. Bye Daddy! You sure have been a friend to me.

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 12/10/2016 10:58:00 AM

Had me smiling with this song. I have been having health problems and need surgery after Christmas. Waiting for two biopsies to come back also. Have a wonderful Christmas Judy. love phyl

Judy Ball
Date: 12/11/2016 7:20:00 AM

Phyl! How great to hear from you! Thanks for dropping by. So sorry to hear about your problems. Wil send you a soup mail. Thanks bunches Hon. God Bless, JB

Vera Duggan

Date: 12/7/2016 10:17:00 PM

Actually Judy I found this quite funny and typical, Daddy I want this and Daddy I want that, very well put and Daddy all I want for christmas is my two front teeth LoL. thank you for sharing and take care over the christmas period......Vera

Judy Ball
Date: 12/11/2016 7:14:00 AM

Thanks so much Vera. This was written as after an old song about a gold digger and her sugar daddy. They usually sing that song around here at this time of year. I just added new lyrics. Glad you like it. God Bless, JB