Judy Ball Poet Lyric

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Ah well.

Merry Christmas anyway.

Hey Daddy

Hey Daddy!
I got a gap toothed grin and that's a sin.
Hey Daddy!
I really need some dentistry.

Ohh Daddy!
I got a double chin and jowls like Gentle Ben.
Hey Daddy!
I need plastic surgery.

Hey Daddy!
I need a fanny lift, nose bob and a boob job.
Ohh Daddy!
I sure could use some surgery.

Oh Daddy!
I've had my tummy tucked and been lipo-sucked.
Oooo Daddy!
Now I look just like Barbie.

Hey Daddy!
I want a diamond ring and things with lots of bling.
Oh Daddy!
You gotta buy it all for me.

Ohh Daddy!
He's got a brand new car, a yacht and caviar.
Bye Daddy!
You sure have been a friend to me.

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Phyllis Babcock December 10, 2016 at 10:58 AM Had me smiling with this song. I have been having health problems and need surgery after Christmas. Waiting for two biopsies to come back also. Have a wonderful Christmas Judy. love phyl Judy Ball December 11, 2016 at 7:20 AM Phyl! How great to hear from you! Thanks for dropping by. So sorry to hear about your problems. Wil send you a soup mail. Thanks bunches Hon. God Bless, JB

Vera Duggan December 7, 2016 at 10:17 PM Actually Judy I found this quite funny and typical, Daddy I want this and Daddy I want that, very well put and Daddy all I want for christmas is my two front teeth LoL. thank you for sharing and take care over the christmas period......Vera Judy Ball December 11, 2016 at 7:14 AM Thanks so much Vera. This was written as after an old song about a gold digger and her sugar daddy. They usually sing that song around here at this time of year. I just added new lyrics. Glad you like it. God Bless, JB

Demetrios Trifiatis December 6, 2016 at 12:01 PM Delightful sweet song-poem dearest, Judy! I have enjoyed it! Ho ho ho! Judy Ball December 6, 2016 at 12:30 PM Thank you so much Demetrios. Glad it gave you a giggle. God Bless, JB

Anne-Lise Andresen December 6, 2016 at 4:09 AM - I enjoy this sweet poem with a smile on my lips, Judy - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Judy Ball December 6, 2016 at 11:01 AM Thank you so much Anne-Lise. Glad you enjoyed it. Hoped it would cause a giggle or two. God Bless, JB

Barry Stebbings December 6, 2016 at 2:32 AM LOL, More than a grain of truth here, I think, Judy. // Barry Judy Ball December 6, 2016 at 3:17 AM Thank so much Barry. Glad you got a giggle from it. God Bless, JB