Hero

Me







ACCEPTANCE SPEECH


I would like to thank all my readers and fans for supporting me and making this award I received so meaningful. I would like to thank PoetySoup and the poetic academy for all their accolades. I wish to thank my ex wives, my numerous children, and all the flowers I have planted over the years. I realize I am great, and I realize I am making poetry great again, and as much of a burden as this is for me to carry, I do so with honor. I wish to thank Pizza Hut and MacDonald's, as well as my personal  friend the Kernel Saunders for the buckets of support he have given me.

I would love to thank my editors, my agent, my illustrators, my cleaning lady and also my very talented chef. Much deep appreciation also for my chauffeur and butler Keith. I am in gratitude also to my dentist for which without her talent of the mouth, I would not be smiling now. I would like to also thank all my village, and also the company that supplies all my cafe lattes, they filter so well, is so very much appreciated.

Finally, I must also thank my travel agent, my plumber and twelve stone masons for all their rock solid support.

God bless you all
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

May Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 5:41 PM
Haha.. an acceptance speech that is par for the course..Nicely done Arthur..
Onclaud Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 2:09 PM
and the oscar for best comedy goes to... lol, arthur! ..you brought the house down!...huggs
Smith Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 7:41 AM
I would like to extend my congratulations and my heartfelt condolences to the non winners, Myself and Eye
Roper Avatar
December 12, 2018 at 12:34 AM
:) you are fantastic and you deserve the reward. Hugs and more Hugs
Jones Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 10:19 PM
HEHEHE Art You Nut LOL, But a Honey Coated one, GREAT Post ^_^
Cunningham Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 2:49 PM
A cracker Arthur, I can hear the applause from here . Great humour. Tom.
Callus Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 1:05 PM
I see that your wit and ripe imagination joined forces, with excellent results, Arthur!! Very much enjoyed. Regards // paul
Pigeon Tart Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 9:15 AM
Lol! ;D
Devonshire Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 6:51 AM
Arthur, Pixie Dust just wrote one that cracked me up and it was inspired by yours. REALLY enjoyed this! Best wishes, Carolyn
Rose  Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 6:27 AM
lol, your killing me Arthur, you have a WILD imagination. I am glad you are ready for that moment of accolade, you win while us poor shwepps drink Koolaid. Huh, ps. please check out the poem I wrote for you on my page, I figured you haven't seen it. Love & Hugs . Pix
Michael Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 5:33 AM
For a second there I thought I heard president D T on a tweet, " I realize I am great" (again)... would have been perfect... Merry Christmas and all the best my friend....
Blown Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 4:06 AM
you...cofmmphcofmmph...writing a speech for t-rump at his next popularity convention eh!?
Allison Avatar
December 11, 2018 at 3:01 AM
I nearly choked on my cereal reading this , so darn funny:-) hugs Jan xx
Get a Premium Membership
Turn off ads, get more exposure for your poetry, and get more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Diverse Voices: The Poetry of Human Rights and the Pursuit of Peace