Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Here Comes Santa Claus -Bawdy Limerick Warning

Here comes Santa Claus – BAWDY LIMERICK WARNING

Poor Santa Claus comes once a year
Each Christmas night hear his wife cheer
She won’t lie on her back  
As he unloads his sack  ...
They’re swinging from the chandelier!

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I Need a Good Laugh: XMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Poetry Contest


sponsored by Andrea Dietrich

12/14/21

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Caren Krutsinger December 28, 2021 at 4:20 AM Oh my gosh! You did not! Wait a second. This came from Jan, write? Ha! Of course you did!

Christuraj Alex December 27, 2021 at 4:03 AM Interestingly hilarious. Congratulations!

Eve Roper December 26, 2021 at 9:35 PM Hilarious, Jan, congratulations on your win , . Hugs Eve

Paula Goldsmith December 26, 2021 at 1:58 PM Congratulations on your win. A cute/funny Limerick~~story/write. Have a blessed day.....................

Connie Marcum Wong December 26, 2021 at 1:52 PM Jan, I am so pleased to see your Limerick take a trophy win. Congratulations my friend. Blessings xxoo

Paulette Calasibetta December 26, 2021 at 8:21 AM Very humorous! Congratulations on your well deserved win. Blessings, Paulette

Brian Sambourne December 25, 2021 at 4:21 PM Absolutely terrific! So clever with a frolicking image of wild living Mr. + Mrs. Claus. Congratulations! Brian

Mike Gentile December 25, 2021 at 1:43 PM Back with congratulations on your top placement Jan, Merry Christmas xxoo

Susan Woodrow December 24, 2021 at 11:31 PM LOL! awesome number one.. congratulations and Merry Christmas! :)

Kim Rodrigues December 24, 2021 at 6:38 PM Congrats, Jan!

Susan Ashley December 24, 2021 at 5:39 PM Hahaha! Such naughty fun, Jan! Your witty pen is as bawdy as ever. Congratulations for your excellent win in Andrea’s contest. Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas.. ~Susan Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:55 PM Thanks so much Susan. i know not everyone appreciates my humour but I di put bawdy when a poem is a little risque and I will never stop trying to rase a smile, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. December 24, 2021 at 5:18 PM I knew you would place high. Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved. Happy Holidays my friend:-) Alexis Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:54 PM Happy Christmas Alexis, thanks for all your supportive comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood December 24, 2021 at 4:26 PM Congrats on your win, Jan. If my pressies arrive late I’m blaming you for giving the jolly fat bloke ideas. Have a great Christmas. Terry. Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:54 PM Thanks so much Terry, Santa isnt visiting me this year lol:-) Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy December 24, 2021 at 4:14 PM Whew! Back with a big CONGRATS, Jan! Janice Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:53 PM Thanks so much Janice Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich December 24, 2021 at 4:02 PM WOW, Jan, It's YOU!!!! I knew you probably were one of the bawdy ones, but I had quite a few bawdy entries, and this one takes the cake. Absolutely perfect limerick, Jan. Congrats on a well deserved win and Merry Xmas!! Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:52 PM Thanks SO much for my top spot Andrea, I have come a long long long way since I wrote my first limerick, it was probably for one of Roy's contests back in 2014, it fast became my favourite form:-) sending Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong December 19, 2021 at 3:31 PM A very clever limerick that will fly right over the youth’s heads but adults will catch your snow drifts. Lol. Excellent my friend and very funny! I loved it! A sure winner! Mele Kalikimaka! Aloha xxoo The captcha is WRY how fitting! Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:51 PM Thanks so much Connie, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina December 18, 2021 at 5:04 AM I can always count on a good laugh from you, Jan. And this doesn't disappoint (lol) Best wishes...Merry Christmas to you and yours. Hugs // Charlie xx Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:49 PM Thanks so much Charlie, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne December 17, 2021 at 1:19 PM LOL, a definite winner here - & not just for Santa! Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:49 PM Thanks so much Jack, Seasons greetings to you and your mum, thanks for the mails, thanks for the smile, more importantly thanks for the friendship xx:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger December 17, 2021 at 7:34 AM Oh, man you did not! Yes you did, because you are JAN so you can get by with it! What? I am diving in for another read, just because I think my mind is in the gutter now. Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:48 PM Lol Caren, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Debra L Brown December 16, 2021 at 6:44 PM Funny, nicely written... Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:47 PM Thanks so much Deb , Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos December 16, 2021 at 10:23 AM Oh so clever my friend, you deserve a double win for this one for sure. Love and hugs, and if we don't chat again, a Happy Christmas to you and your family Jan, and may the New Year bring all your wises to fruition. Jennifer. Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:47 PM Thanks so much Jennifer, Seasons greetings to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile December 16, 2021 at 6:03 AM OMG, just LOVE the Double Entendre!! Perfect Jan, surely a winner xxoo Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:46 PM Thanks for all your support Mike, Happy Christmas to you and your loved ones:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly December 16, 2021 at 2:46 AM Sooo, funny Jan...Delice Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:45 PM Thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta December 15, 2021 at 10:48 AM Trust you to come back with a bang! Enjoyed! Aloha! Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:45 PM lol thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Elaine George December 14, 2021 at 5:08 PM This is sure to top the winners circle. Thank you for the laugh, Jan...I needed that. Jan Allison December 24, 2021 at 5:45 PM thanks so much Elaine:-) hugs Jan xx

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