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Help From On High

HELP FROM ON HIGH
I’m a burglar by profession, I work hard every night, Robbing the rich to help the poor. Well. I’m poor so that’s all right You may believe I’m a sinner And that, come the judgement day, I won’t be going to heaven But heading the other way. Tonight I’m robbing a warehouse, With electrical items galore. And I’m doing it, quite confident I’ve nothing to fear from the law There’ll be no retribution As I strip things from the shelves. For I have it on good authority; God helps those who help themselves 7th February 2023 Proverbial Poetry Contest Sponsor - Margarita Lillico

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Date: 2/27/2023 1:23:00 PM
Really funny and witty. Congratulations on your win :-)
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Date: 2/27/2023 8:18:00 AM
HaHa! Very clever. Congratulations!
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Date: 2/27/2023 2:57:00 AM
Good one!
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Date: 2/26/2023 8:23:00 PM
What an awesome poem! Thanks for making me laugh! :)
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Date: 2/26/2023 7:43:00 PM
Good job, Robin Hood! :) Congrats!
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Date: 2/26/2023 7:08:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Bryn. Janice
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