He Wanted To Get His Leg Over - Bawdy Limerick - Now a Collaboration
A one legged man from Torbay
Paid cash for a roll in the hay
What he got for his cash
Was an itchy red rash ...
He’s buying a ‘doll’ off e-bay!
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON
Ebay sent him a doll, their praises he sang
He turned compressor on and then doorbell rang
He said I can't stop long
Got something going on
He was too late, there was one helluva bang
WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM
The doll from e bay wasn't right
Parts were missing, an awful sight
Took blue pill for nothing
And he started cussing
He knew it would be a long night
WRITTEN BY ALEXIS Y
His dolly poor thing had a split
So he got a puncture patch kit
He pumped up his doll
Who he has named Moll
Now inflated , he’s like a rabbit
WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON
The friction caused the doll to get hot
Cos he was giving it all he'd got
It burnt his wee thing
It started to sting
Now a red rash and blisters he's got.
WRITTEN BY TOM CUNNINGHAM
10/28/18
He decided to go to the adult store
Rumored to have many new dolls and more
He ran into his boss Ned
He ran out , his face red
Dropping the doll while stumbling out the door
WRITTEN BY TANIA KITCHIN
11/1/18
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2018
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