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She says his company defrauded Medicare He claims ties to lobbyists make her votes unfair Her ads paint him out to be an evil anti-Christ He states her integrity has been sacrificed So how do we choose from candidates so evil One has no morals; the other is a devil No Mother Teresas in political races And their ads don’t discuss the problems that face us So I’ll write in Pat Paulson once again this year And give the politicos that famous Bronx cheer Written for the "Election Humor" contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 11/23/2010 12:27:00 AM
Oh yes, very cleverly written. Congratulations on the win, kindest thoughts, Anna-Marie.
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Date: 11/18/2010 1:07:00 PM
well done
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Date: 11/15/2010 2:57:00 PM
Many congratulations on your win in Carolyn's contest >> James :)
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Date: 11/14/2010 4:33:00 PM
This is hilarious but SO true! I am not an avid reader of yours yet, but I love this and say with faith that you can write about anything! I look forward to more pieces! Great Work!!
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Date: 11/12/2010 3:09:00 PM
Great write, Diane. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C ps. Connie Moy was not a made up character but my Mother-in-law. I still miss her.
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Date: 11/8/2010 2:11:00 PM
Congrats, Diane. Great entry. Nice going. xxxRalph
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Date: 11/7/2010 8:34:00 PM
good old Pat Paulson, congrats on your win in the contest , great entry
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:44:00 PM
Good one. And I'll vote for Micky Mouse if he is still running! congratulations on one great entry. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:39:00 PM
Congratulations on your win Diane in Carolyn's contest. Wishing you the best with your writing and winning in contests. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:39:00 PM
Hey I didn't know ole Pat was still in there! congrats to you on your win ...and your choice of candidates...
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Date: 11/7/2010 2:12:00 PM
Warm congratulations to you, Diane on this excellent Limerick! A well-earned win for sure! Love, Audrey
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Date: 11/7/2010 1:04:00 PM
Diane...Many congrats on winning in contest with this nice piece. Luv/Best wishes.....Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/7/2010 12:13:00 PM
You hit the nail square on the head, Diane! "Morals" lack! Congratulations on your poem's honor. Agape, Moses
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Date: 11/7/2010 11:36:00 AM
Congratulations Diane on your awesome win in the contest! Hope your weekend's been a great one ;)
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Date: 11/7/2010 10:28:00 AM
You go Diane! congrats on your win.. BG
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:51:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Diane
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Date: 11/7/2010 5:38:00 AM
I remember when Pat Paulson used to run, Diane, and there are certainly no candidates the calibur of Mother Teresa. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/6/2010 6:34:00 AM
excellent write my friend duncan
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Date: 11/3/2010 10:15:00 AM
Perfect. I'll wrote a poem about this piece, here it goes: Perfect Perfect More perfect it's a haiku moment!
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Date: 11/2/2010 9:20:00 AM
at least all of them politicians are out of the way in an evil typology
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Date: 11/2/2010 7:35:00 AM
I haven't voted since 2008. I really don't trust any of the politician. They all lie. Congrats on your poem being featured today, Diane! Hugs, Emilia:)
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Date: 11/1/2010 9:54:00 AM
Congratulations on a well earned featured write this week Diane. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/31/2010 8:35:00 PM
Congrats Diane on your featured poem this week on the Soup.. a great piece to share with us all today with luv..
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Date: 10/31/2010 3:47:00 AM
You are spot on with this Diane! Good luck for the contest and hope your Sunday is a good one (",) Wilma
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Date: 10/30/2010 3:21:00 PM
Very apt expressions of the political races that are plastered on the TV . And so true, who should one vote for, who is the lesser of the two evils? Good luck Diane, in Carolyn timely contest. Agape, Moses
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