Halloween Limerick - Stop It, It Hurts

"Wart you laughing at" There once was a witch with a wart Who liked to tell jokes and hold court She had all the bats laughin' Then the vamp in his coffin Surprised everyone with a snort "Lackadaisical" There once was a zombie named Daisy Who thought eating brains was quite crazy She slacked on the job Was labelled a slob Then outcast for being so lazy "Oil believe it when I see it" There once was a statue with motion Had been brought to life with a potion He became a bit stiff Almost fell off a cliff So lubed up his joints with some lotion