Giving Up Sex

Three friends, one day, in conversation Were discussing the upcoming lent What each was willing to sacrifice And how this precious time would be spent One said he was giving up drinking One said, "To stop smoking is for me!" The third said he didn't drink or smoke Giving up sex is what it would be Later, they got together again The first one said no drinks did he take For the next, no cigarettes smoked The third had a confession to make After a month it was evident Such lust he never felt in his life It was soon sated on top of a table Where he had his way with his wife For something so wanton they said The church will surely have a fit He admitted to them that might be true The cafe sure wasn't happy about it