Girlfriend 204
Now the asylum door is open once more
here comes girlfriend number 204
She tells me
She's certified sane
But I'm not
I'm a wild man
who no one has ever tamed.
She says I look like George Clooney
But I think alas
She meant
Micky Rooney.
She claims to be Cleopatra
and related to Frank Sinatra
I think the injections are wearing off
because she's cut of her ear
and is now van Goth.
Oh why oh why can't I get a girlfriend who is sane
I'm fed up
It's always the same
Someone who isn't a psycho
and doesn't think
their Doris day
or GI Jane.
''Open to offers''.
Peter Dome.copyright.2014.march.
Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2014
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