Girlfriend 204

Now the asylum door is open once more
here comes girlfriend number 204 
She tells me
She's certified sane
But I'm not
I'm a wild man
who no one has ever tamed.

She says I look like George Clooney
But I think alas
She meant
Micky Rooney.

She claims to be Cleopatra
and related to Frank Sinatra
I think the injections are wearing off
because she's cut of her ear
and is now van Goth.

Oh why oh why can't I get a girlfriend who is sane
I'm fed up
It's always the same
Someone who isn't a psycho 
and doesn't think
their Doris day
or GI Jane.


''Open to offers''.




Peter Dome.copyright.2014.march.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Dietrich Avatar
March 23, 2014 at 7:57 PM
I sure get a kick out of you. If I were still young and single, I could be a very sane woman for you to meet !!
Dome Avatar
March 24, 2014 at 2:10 PM
Hi Andrea.thank you so much. what a lovely thing to say. You look a beautiful Lady. I would have said you much have a lot of barnacles following you around in your time, but I won't say that. naughty. Some lucky guy for sure. you don't look that old. you'd pass for a year younger every year.Well that's you off the top of my list. thank you so much. take good care. ,my best wishes.Robin Hood.
Puddifoot Avatar
March 23, 2014 at 7:02 PM
open to offers eh? I'm sure a man as sweet as you will get many...:)
Dome Avatar
March 24, 2014 at 2:17 PM
Thank you so much Charlotte, but I don't want many, just one. you look like he lady I'd like to know, But I guess your taken, or I would have taken you to lunch. you look very pretty and have nice hair. Once again thank you so much you made my day. take good care. warmest best wishes. Pete. your so sweet.
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