Galaxies Unknown

I bought an interocitor and put it in my phone Now I'm getting messages from galaxies unknown Klaatu said Gort is broken down and waiting for some parts From beyond the outer limits, not found on any charts The Borg said they'll assimilate, 'tis futile to resist The Thing said it would vegetate upon my groc'ry list Teenagers from outer space we're in the Twilight Zone The Blob said it could split in half to make itself a clone The Robinsons still lost in space, forevermore to roam Outer space invading soon, and ET phoning home Arrakis said the planet Earth must meet the Guild's demands Or Dune would send its giant worms to eat Saharan sands For fear we'll be invaded and my body snatched away And all the dreadful thoughts I've had, it's time for me to say I've put my cosmic calls on hold because, for what it's worth, I'm getting all the flack I need from good old planet Earth.