Full As a Tick

The neighborhood buffet boasted 
fried chicken and biscuits, toasted, 

creamy gravy, and smashed taters. 
You can serve yourself, no waiters. 

Into the long line you will strut
more than ready to fill your glut.

Bypass the green salads and soup; 
run quickly, to the fried foods swoop 

all you can eat for one price cheap. 
Pile your plate high in one big heap. 

If one plate full is not enough, 
get back in line and your mouth stuff

with fried okra and sweet cornbread,  
rice, beans, pasta, and liver spread.  

Undo your belt a notch or two
so one more bite you can chew.

Desserts abound, cookies and cakes,
puddings, custards, tarts, and milk shakes.

Round out the meal with soft ice cream. 
Maybe two cones won’t burst a seam.

You leave, with a bloated waist thick, 
well-sated, and full as a tick.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Flynn Avatar
November 7, 2022 at 3:41 AM
Now i'm hungry!!! We don't have fried Okra in NH.....
Fowler Avatar
November 7, 2022 at 8:04 AM
Pity you don't have fried okra. If cooked properly, it is scrumptious! Thanks for the visit Paul :)
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August 17, 2022 at 12:08 AM
This is going into my FAVE list. I love everything about it!
Fowler Avatar
August 17, 2022 at 6:00 AM
Wow! Thanks Caren! Linda
La France Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 3:49 PM
Linda, great poem and congratulations on your win in the contest, blessings ~Constance
Fowler Avatar
August 17, 2022 at 5:58 AM
Thank you Constance, for stoping by and for the congrats! Linda
Kauffman Avatar
August 16, 2022 at 10:05 AM
There is nothing like potluck! I think I gained ten pounds just reading your poem Linda! Congratulations on your win. Blessings.
Fowler Avatar
August 17, 2022 at 5:55 AM
Many thanks Sam. I always appreciate your comments. :) Linda
Alex Avatar
August 15, 2022 at 9:15 AM
Great comparisons with many similes. Title one is, of course, running all through the poem giving a beautiful end. Congratulations!
Fowler Avatar
August 15, 2022 at 10:23 AM
Thank you for the visit and congrats Christuraj! Linda
Gasun Avatar
August 15, 2022 at 1:02 AM
A beautiful and delightful poem to read my dear friend. I enjoyed your poem immensely/ Congratulations on your win! Thanks for sharing. God bless. Hugs
Fowler Avatar
August 15, 2022 at 5:04 AM
Thanks ever so much for stopping by Len. I appreciate your kind comments and congrats. Linda
Goldsmith Avatar
August 14, 2022 at 2:06 PM
Congratulations on your win. A "Fun/Cute" write. So True. Guess we are now full. Have a great/blessed day..................
Fowler Avatar
August 14, 2022 at 5:33 PM
Many thanks friend Paula! I appreciate your visit and comments. Linda
Miller Avatar
August 14, 2022 at 10:09 AM
I returned for a second helping. I enjoyed this poem so much; congratulations!
Fowler Avatar
August 14, 2022 at 10:35 AM
Thank you Terry! Linda
George Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 11:11 PM
Enjoyed the buffet.... ! These days I don't prefer going to such feasts where the dessert's galore repulses me as I am on the borderline of diabetis. Really enjoyed your humorous descriptions remembering bygone times when going to such eateries were a thrill . Congratulations Linda on your well deserved win.
Fowler Avatar
August 14, 2022 at 5:31 AM
Hello Valsa. I'm an organic, from-scratch eater. I've never liked sweets much. My not-good-for-me thrills are carbs and fat - double bacon cheeseburger with fries, no dessert LOL. Thanks for the stop by and congrats! laf
Poteet Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 6:15 PM
I remember those days when I could eat at such a place and not gain weight. That was before I retired. Well-written simile, Linda Alice.
Fowler Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 6:17 PM
Many thanks Reason. I appreciate your visit and nice comment!
Marcum Wong Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 3:56 PM
After over indulging at such a feast one says they will never do that to themselves again when they become so uncomfortable however all that is forgotten when the next feast is in sight. You have expressed this wonderfully in your winning poem Linda. My Midwest mother used that expression but because I dislike those critters so much I never use it. Congratulations on your wonderful win! Blessings xxoo
Fowler Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 4:20 PM
Hi Connie. Thank you for visiting and taking the time to read and comment on this poem. I appreciate the congrats. It's interesting that your mother used that phrase. Guess it's not as rare as I thought. :) Linda
Kelii Kekaula Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 9:37 AM
Glad I caught this gem, Linda, well crated there! Thanks for your participation and my compliments on your high placement in my contest, Aloha~William
Fowler Avatar
August 13, 2022 at 10:56 AM
Hey William! Thanks a mil for catching this and for the placement. I appreciate your sponsorship of such a fun contest. I had to think a while to come up with a lesser known simile - leave it to the South! LOL
Baker Avatar
August 6, 2022 at 3:33 PM
Fun poem to read, but a hard act to follow. Best place to eat in the entire "hollar". Those buffets can make a person miserable for days after, but sure is some good eating! The title fit the poem perfectly, Linda. Hugs, Bill
Fowler Avatar
August 7, 2022 at 7:36 AM
Thanks Bill. There are so many of them around. Hard to resist! Linda
Romios Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 11:25 AM
Delightful poem, Linda! You succeeded in Making me hungry! Panagiota
Fowler Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 12:12 PM
Thanks Pangie. Eat something healthy! Linda
George Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 6:45 AM
"Undo your belt a notch or two so one more bite you can chew"...... This has brought a smile to my face ! It all sounds so delicious! My appetite has gone up, Linda
Fowler Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 7:32 AM
Oh please Valsa, eat something little more healthy. LOL Thanks for the stop by - glad you got a smile :) Linda
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August 4, 2022 at 1:47 AM
Glad you had your fill. Sounds tasty.
Fowler Avatar
August 4, 2022 at 5:08 AM
Not I Victor. I avoid buffet style, all-you-can-eat places. Thanks for the visit! Linda
Salehi Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 10:41 PM
Very funny... but fried okra !!!
Salehi Avatar
August 4, 2022 at 11:22 PM
I thought that southern delight is something like pumpkin cheesecake or soul food... not sliced fried Okra... later my dearest Linda you may add fried zucchini or broccoli, or god forbid Brussel sprouts... always Pashang
Fowler Avatar
August 4, 2022 at 5:07 AM
Hi Pashang. I'm glad you had a laugh. :) Fried okra, a Southern delight, thick-sliced okra breaded in a cornmeal batter and fried. LOL Thanks for stopping by! Linda
Tor Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 5:30 PM
Ha ha Linda. I gained some weight just reading this wonderful hurmorous write of yours. It is funny because I have seen this at the Oriental restaurant we frequent from time to time. People go up to the buffet over and over until they can barely get up from their seats to go home. It is like they want to get their money's worth and more. Enjoyed reading and you did a great job in writing and conveying your message...
Fowler Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 6:15 PM
Many thanks Michael. It is no secret that so many Americans are overweight/obese. I like to add humor to my poems where I can. Life is short. We need to smile more. :) :) :) Linda
Dietrich Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 5:27 PM
I am a foodie so I really adore foodie poems like this one. Also my sisters and I have a genetic thing where we are missing the gene for satiation. Therefore, I can stuff my face almost forever and not even feel full. That's why I avoid buffets!!
Fowler Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 6:13 PM
Wise of you Andra. I love food, but I eat to live, not live to eat. Thanks for sharing :) Linda
Leffanta Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 11:18 AM
Sounds like Donald Trump enjoyed himself . . . . Aloha!
Fowler Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 3:20 PM
Thanks for the stop by Rico! Linda
Wolf Avatar
August 2, 2022 at 8:40 PM
'Full as a tick!' Hadn't heard that one before. But those all-you-can-eats you've aptly described here, LAF. ~ Seems my Seams have burst!
Fowler Avatar
August 3, 2022 at 5:16 AM
Ha gw! I thought I would throw a little Southern fun in the mix. Linda
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