Fruitless All Nighter

In college I frequently pulled all nighters
And showed up for morning tests somewhat less brighter
     With caffeine and pizza I struggled to stay awake
     And was always prepared for exams to take
To excel on the curve, you had to be a fighter

For twelve hours straight, I crammed names and dates in my head
History consumed me and I never went to bed
     Memorization proved a successful technique
     But my brain grew weary and my eyesight was weak
I always entered the classroom feeling half dead

But never did I experience more dismay
Than I felt when I walked into a class one May
     To find I was the only student in the room
      Within there was quite a sense of impending doom
The test, you see, had been scheduled for the next day



*Limerick series for Paula's "The Light Is On, But Nobody's Home" challenge
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Horne Avatar
May 8, 2011 at 9:28 AM
LOL love it : ) I just posted a short poem on a pregnant teenager (for Gwen's contest) and someone sent me a link for getting the baby adopted LOL. Hope you're not too sad on Mother's Day - it was a while ago over here.
Pettit Avatar
February 15, 2011 at 7:55 PM
I never had to experience anything like this. I spread my studying out over periods of time long before the scheduled exams. Your writing is very descriptive in this fine triple helping of limericks.
Dietrich Avatar
August 6, 2010 at 9:36 AM
Carolyn, I need to think fast for that new contest of johns. I see you are here right now? I think I could probably do a limerick off this one by talking about one of MY college day all nighters. Is it ok to go off this one? I need an answer right away because I need to leave the house and maybe I can work on it as I drive to Salt Lake. haha. (unless it has to be posted before late afternoon?) LUv,Andrea
Brown Avatar
June 21, 2010 at 7:50 AM
Congratulations on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "The Light Is On, But Nobody Is Home" Carolyn. Love, Carol
Hickman Avatar
June 18, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Congratulations on your win,,,I never pulled all nighters except for work,,have done plenty of them though,,but I have also thought something was going on,,on a particular day and arrived to find out that it was the next day that i was suppose to be there,,,Blessings..Cecil
Peranteau Avatar
June 15, 2010 at 2:03 PM
Another great write Carolyn ! Been there done that ! Yet, one can actually do all nighters in art school ! james
Belt Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 7:18 AM
Great Write Carolyn....Congrats on your win.....Great Write ...Larry
Johnson Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 11:45 PM
Better early than late. Congratulations Carolyn. Love, Joyce
Sweetheart Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 9:48 PM
Congrats on your HM in Paula's contest.. special honor to enjoy..luv.. Linda-Marie..
Anderson Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Thnx for your kind comment, always, Carolyn..means a whole lot to me, my friend..hugs, Jimmy
Fraser Avatar
June 12, 2010 at 8:43 AM
A triple decker Carolyn, good luck in Paula's contest > many thanks for recognising my Limerick in your fine contest. They are indeed good fun to write >> James
Knop Avatar
June 12, 2010 at 4:16 AM
Hi Carolyn! I remember well my time at the university. We were a team of five so only one of us had to go to the lectures and we received all a copy for stuying so it was not so stressful at all and it worked well. But sometimes studies can mean real stress. Wish you best of luck in Paula's contest and thank you for your kind comments always! Wish you a great weekend. Love, Gert
Spence Sr Avatar
June 11, 2010 at 9:44 AM
The pizza party sounds really great. Send me a slice. I had those sessions too. This is memory refreshing. Great job! Joseph
Page Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Oh this brings back memories Love Roger
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June 10, 2010 at 12:10 PM
I can sure relate, having kept "NO Doze" in business for at least the one year I was in college. BTW I tried to do some more credits at local university later in life. In school and collecge I loved history. This last time around it almost did me in. (I should say the female instructor not the history--- we just could not get on the same wave length. No matter what I read or studied it was always the wrong thing for our daily tests) Soup mail again
Brown Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 11:31 AM
It was a pleasure to read your poetry this afternoon Carolyn. Wishing you another day filled with inspiration. The best to you in the contest. Love, Carol
Chachere Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 10:27 AM
ohh, wow. at least you weren't late & missed the test, you know(: i reckon you were just too bright for that, Carolyn no matter how much fun you had! -always&forever lynette
Green Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 8:18 AM
OOOOH! That would suck! LOL- Like this one.
Kendrick Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 6:02 AM
On the lighter side with this one..Sara
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June 9, 2010 at 11:34 PM
I can relate to this poem dearest Carolyn,you gave me a chuckle indeed,I can imagine the picture'Carolyn alone in class'lol. Hope you are better,I am..your friend Celene!
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June 9, 2010 at 11:31 PM
oh, a quick story. I stayed up so late two nights in a row with no sleep while in college, just to finish a 50 page TYPED(not on computer but the hard way) paper on Juan Rulfo, that when I awoke that second morning, I could not move a muscle. I was frozen in the bed. Joe had to take my paper up to the classroom on campus for me!
Dietrich Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 11:27 PM
that last one was the clincher for sure. I think you stand a chance to do very well in the contest. I didnt' think hard enough for this contest with MY entry. haha. LUv, Andrea
K. Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Oh my goodness, I sure can relate to this Carolyn :)--haha what is it about college exams that make the lights go out?? I try to shovel everything in the night before and it's totally crazy since my brain can only take so much, haha--and that empty exam room of yours was just classic! Really enjoyed your limericks :) --nikko :)
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