Friend Or Foe?

The bowmen stepped up to the line
with a twinkle in his eye;
he knocked a feathered arrow,
and set a single shaft to fly.

The paper gnomes in pendulous sleeves
about painted maidens lurked;
the bowman knocked his arrow and,
aimed for the gnome silly shirt.

A puny gnome of paper fell,
pierced through his pendulous part.
the maiden squealed in mortal fear
as the bold archer missed her heart.

The bowman launched a final flurry,
of the finely feather shafts;
and many, many, portly gnomes,
were felled, with arrows in their sashes.

And, so the field of battle cleared,
of fearsome foe that sunny day,
with every ignoble gnome,
set to rotting in the rye hay.

The moral here is quite plain,
for all whose joy seems sparse;
the fool who insults an archer
 will find an arrow in his ****.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009

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Welch Avatar
February 25, 2009 at 1:56 PM
This is really quite a funny read, but what does a maiden have to do with anything? The imagery reminds me of an Alice in wonderland appeal by distorting the creatures(paper gnome) Also what of the archer in the contest? Did he win or did I assume wrong of his task? It sounds to me like an archery contest. Well anyways I really liked it
Degenhardt Avatar
February 20, 2009 at 12:27 PM
ha ha ha When you used the word sparse, I could almost sense it coming, but I enjoyed this antway. It was an enjoyable read. Michael
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