Fred's House Cleaning Fix

Home alone lived the widower, Fred with no inkling at all in his head of how to clean house. Without his dear spouse, Fred was facing his clutter with dread. Everywhere there were cobwebs and dust. Even pieces of old pizza crust! And a horrid new smell Fred began to inhale while surveying the mess with disgust. It smelled just like a rat there had died, so Fred flew into action. He cried, “Cleaning service I’ll pay. I must call them today, and next week I will search for a bride!” Written March 16, 2012 For Francine Roberts' Cobwebs and Dust Poetry Contest Theme: Cobwebs and Dust
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Davis Avatar
March 28, 2014 at 8:52 AM
Andrea Such a cute and silly write. Maybe Fred should have learned some housekeeping skills. LOL Thanks for the sweet comment on my Snoopy poem. Hugs
Mac Donald Avatar
April 26, 2012 at 8:36 PM
Sounds like he'd reached a pinnacle of reasoning here, Andrea! Fun write, with a crucial message..lol "Fred flew into action", good thing cause it doesn't sound like he'd get much help from the dead "rat"! Best wishes, Mikki :(
Dufresne Avatar
April 1, 2012 at 6:01 PM
a humorous write and probably true to life Andrea. Hope all is well and congratulations to you
Brown Avatar
April 1, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I am very happy to send you this congratulations on your win in Francine's "Cobwebs And Dust" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
Burch Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 10:55 PM
Congrats Andrea!!! I knew you would win!! Well Done! Big Huggsss,love deb
Sweetheart Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 10:00 PM
congrats Andrea on a terrific writr and win for this clever contest.. u always come up with something so special and different and unique luv..
Merryman Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 9:15 PM
Congrats on your win, Andrea! Love, Kim
Roberts Avatar
March 31, 2012 at 7:42 PM
congrats on your win in my contest Andrea and thanks for your support
Susan Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 6:44 PM
Creative idea! I love how you executed this - visually, and how you were in his head! So funny and clever!
Johnson Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 3:38 PM
Oh my gosh! You are the funniest. You make our days the sunniest.
Williams Avatar
March 18, 2012 at 3:13 AM
Andrea I really like this, you have a knack when it comes to a series of limerick's, good luck, I have been away for so long and missed lots of your little gems, hope they all did well, ah well back to more work..love David
Guzzi Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 9:13 PM
Funny ones Andie! [[Beside the example in the contest formate, and in my blog, the are two more posted poems Et cetera in couplet form & Et cetera Done in End rhyme] Light & Love
Andresen Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 5:10 PM
Always time for a good laugh Andrea,well done!!! Luck to you in contest ! Have a lovely weekend! - oxox love Anne-Lise
Horne Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 4:45 PM
LOL, I could almost smell this one! Love it. Many congrats on your wins : )
Goller Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 1:56 PM
I think he needs to move to a new home, A fun story poem, I enjoyed reding it,God bless you.Hugs!Erich
Fitzgerald Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 1:17 PM
Enjoyed this Andrea , happy st Patrick's day to you and your family , Hugs and best wishes , Declan xxx
Maverick Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 12:28 PM
Pheew...well thats all from me Andrea..) I'd better break out the dusters..!
Sweetheart Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 11:55 AM
so very cute and perfect rhyme Andrea.. if not for us women I shudder to think.. haha.. good luck in this contest.. u always amaze mewith yoour excellent ideas on poetry ..
Austin Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 10:16 AM
Wish I could afford a house cleaning service. I envy Fred a lot. My wife is still teaching, and I am bone lazy. I have all the gimmicks, all the swiffer tools, all the time in the world to keep our house clean, but if I did what I am supposed to do, I would have no time to write you this note and to tell you how wonderful you are. Luck in the contest. Love, daver
Merryman Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 10:15 AM
I love this, Andrea. The humor is fantastic. Best wishes in the contest. Love, Kim
Kendrick Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Yep! That would be the way with most men.Of course, it would be that way with some women for their husbands do everything for them..Enjoyed reading this morn..Thanks for stopping by my work about how if you have read my work we become connected even though I don't have All State..Sara
Kendrick Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 8:52 AM
Reads like a winner to me..Good luck in the contest..Sara
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March 17, 2012 at 8:50 AM
Good morning, Andrea,,, wow..i can almost image the entire poem,, i can almost even imagine the smell.... great poem,, good luck in the contest... (SOUPMAIL) "HAPPY ST PATRICK DAY TO YOU , GOD BLESS~ ALWAYS PD ;-)
Ball Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 8:43 AM
This is too cute Andrea. Ol Fred just needed a house keeper. Great job with wonderful imagery. God Bles and thanks so much for your kind words about my latest Easter poem. JB
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March 17, 2012 at 6:14 AM
Nice one love this Andrea a great laugh girl xx
Bauer Avatar
March 17, 2012 at 5:40 AM
absolutely delightful! i love the fact that you gave "cobwebs and dust" a humorous slant. if i were judging, this would be a winner!
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