Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Fred Had No Joy 'she's' a Ladyboy

Fred’s internet date looked so hot
A woman - she surely was not
Fred’s poor brain had to grapple
‘she’s’ got an Adams’ apple
In toilets did she stand or squat?

Fred’s blind date she needed the loo
The ladies loo had a long queue
It came as no surprise
‘She’ went into the guys
And out of the front door Fred flew!

3/25/19

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Jack Horne April 11, 2019 at 2:08 PM LOL, so Fred the Undead fled...

Paul Callus April 9, 2019 at 11:11 AM I'd say Fred was a lucky guy...he at least managed to run away from a situation which could have become complicated! Loved it...and now I've got stitches:) Hugs // paul

Darlene De Beaulieu April 2, 2019 at 8:21 AM Hello Jan, I do not blame Fred one bit. I would run if that was me. have a nice day my friend.

Panagiota Romios April 1, 2019 at 7:41 AM I love it! Panagiota.. Well done

Andrea Dietrich March 26, 2019 at 1:05 AM great funny one a lady boy, jan. I sure hope i can catch up with all your poems. I just can't get caught up here!! Jan Allison March 26, 2019 at 9:26 AM Welcome back Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger March 25, 2019 at 9:06 PM Hilarious Jan! You always make me smile or laugh. Jan Allison March 26, 2019 at 9:25 AM thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie March 25, 2019 at 5:36 PM G'day Jan … just goes to show you Jan. The first date should always be to a nudist beach - still giggling - Lindsay Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 5:54 PM lol Lindsay that would be quite revealing in so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane March 25, 2019 at 4:27 PM Hmmm I thought Fred was dead! Jan Allison March 26, 2019 at 9:25 AM How can anyone believe a word that he writes under any name Lin - faking one's death is a despicable act:-( hugs Jan xx Lin Lane March 25, 2019 at 6:10 PM Fred...Freddie. What's in a name when so many are afraid to use their real name? Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 4:40 PM No Lin this is Fred not Freddie !:-( hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta March 25, 2019 at 1:12 PM Hence Freddy loves his teddy? Aloha! Rico Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 4:41 PM ha ha ha yes he/she could be called Teddy lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham March 25, 2019 at 1:12 PM That was a close call Jan, reminds me of the kinks song, Lola. Do I feel a collaboration coming on lol. . Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 4:41 PM oh i remember lola l o l a lolaaaaa I wrote a series of footles with Tim about a ladyboy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose March 25, 2019 at 12:33 PM I can see we got humor in common my friend. I wrote the Bolivian Couger for a newspaper, I am submitting it for April May issue. I hope they like it. Have a great day xo Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 12:47 PM oh wow Pixie that is awesome I hope they publish your poem xxx:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen March 25, 2019 at 9:11 AM - Poor Fred ... he was fooled ... I guess he doesn't stop dating :) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison March 25, 2019 at 12:17 PM thanks Anne - Lise:-) hugs Jan xx