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Fred Had No Joy 'she's' a Ladyboy

Fred’s internet date looked so hot A woman - she surely was not Fred’s poor brain had to grapple ‘she’s’ got an Adams’ apple In toilets did she stand or squat? Fred’s blind date she needed the loo The ladies loo had a long queue It came as no surprise ‘She’ went into the guys And out of the front door Fred flew! 3/25/19

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Jack Horne

Date: 4/11/2019 2:08:00 PM

LOL, so Fred the Undead fled...

Paul Callus

Date: 4/9/2019 11:11:00 AM

I'd say Fred was a lucky guy...he at least managed to run away from a situation which could have become complicated! Loved it...and now I've got stitches:) Hugs // paul

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 4/2/2019 8:21:00 AM

Hello Jan, I do not blame Fred one bit. I would run if that was me. have a nice day my friend.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/26/2019 1:05:00 AM

great funny one a lady boy, jan. I sure hope i can catch up with all your poems. I just can't get caught up here!!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2019 9:26:00 AM

Welcome back Andrea:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/25/2019 9:06:00 PM

Hilarious Jan! You always make me smile or laugh.

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2019 9:25:00 AM

thanks Caren:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/25/2019 5:36:00 PM

G'day Jan … just goes to show you Jan. The first date should always be to a nudist beach - still giggling - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 5:54:00 PM

lol Lindsay that would be quite revealing in so many ways lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 3/25/2019 4:27:00 PM

Hmmm I thought Fred was dead!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/26/2019 9:25:00 AM

How can anyone believe a word that he writes under any name Lin - faking one's death is a despicable act:-( hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 3/25/2019 6:10:00 PM

Fred...Freddie. What's in a name when so many are afraid to use their real name?

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 4:40:00 PM

No Lin this is Fred not Freddie !:-( hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 3/25/2019 1:12:00 PM

That was a close call Jan, reminds me of the kinks song, Lola. Do I feel a collaboration coming on lol. .

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 4:41:00 PM

oh i remember lola l o l a lolaaaaa I wrote a series of footles with Tim about a ladyboy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 3/25/2019 1:12:00 PM

Hence Freddy loves his teddy? Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 4:41:00 PM

ha ha ha yes he/she could be called Teddy lol lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 3/25/2019 12:33:00 PM

I can see we got humor in common my friend. I wrote the Bolivian Couger for a newspaper, I am submitting it for April May issue. I hope they like it. Have a great day xo

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 12:47:00 PM

oh wow Pixie that is awesome I hope they publish your poem xxx:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/25/2019 9:11:00 AM

- Poor Fred ... he was fooled ... I guess he doesn't stop dating :) - Love it, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 3/25/2019 12:17:00 PM

thanks Anne - Lise:-) hugs Jan xx