Fractured Anna's-Versary
Hark, hark! The shark!
I think that I shall never pee
Into something nasty as puree...
Quoth the raven, "What the heck for?"
Twas brillig in her sleazy toes
Mumby gyros grown through her nose...
The game came down to this or that
When Mighty Casey threw up at bat
The fault, dear Blutarski, lies not in our cars
But in us, that we are---SMASH! CRASH!---seeing stars
Coo coo, cachoo, Mrs. Robinson
Your priest loves you more than you will know (Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!)
Mary had a little brown camel
Whose hump her dentist had made of enamel
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack drown in some political slick
Fi, fie, fo, fum, I smell the stench
Of another Presidential run...
And Snow White fell in love, parried
And slapped happily ever after!
That's all, Folks!
(Looney-Tunes)
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2018
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