For My Husband
Other women are fun to shop with.
Not that I would be caught in a store on Black Friday.
I have not done that for over forty years.
But I only shop with a woman if I can help it
Because they know …..
when you enter a store together,
you LEAVE the store together
Neither of you buy a newspaper and a donut
and mosey out to sit and wait in the car
while your wife looks frantically up and down the aisles
for thirty-nine minutes, wondering if you have been abducted.
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