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For Jan - A collaboration

A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS! There's a sweet woman I know as Jan, a valued member of the soup clan. Her limericks are the best, Poop humor above the rest! Her long absence has been a sad span. By Tania Kitchin Jan's bathroom humor could fill a bedpan Gross images one poet tried to ban Jan bravely stood her ground She's missed when not around I'll send her a note to the Isle of Man Written by Jenna Logan Ah, dear Jan, I miss you so much Your poop poems, laughter, and such Our limericks can’t compare With yours from way over there You have that extra special touch! Written by Milt Hankins There's a good friend of ours missing from soup Nearly three months now has been out the loop So hear us dear Jan Get back when you can And write us about flatulence and poop... Written by Tom Cunningham Has Jan abandoned Soup's family tree or is she binging on a shopping spree Her potty lines are missed I hope she won't resist Our pleas to come back by poet's decree Written by Lin Lane Without her bawdiness we ain’t got Jack And Soup creek’s needing Jan’s Allison’s craic Such a cheeky girl Our Isle of Man pearl I’ll mind her front, bit dodgy at the back Written by David Kavanagh Jan’s bathroom humor I adore it leaves me wanting so much more fragrant potpourri should quell her excreted gastric smell for goodness sakes Jan, shut the door! Written by Linda Alice Fowler So why Jan is missing from Soup If you know keep me in the loop It’s quite clear to me I’m sure you agree It just isn’t Soup without poop Written by Terry Flood Pray that it’s only a flash in the pan That Jan will soon be back in the soup clan There’s none can outsmart Her humorous art Without comedian Jan it’s deadpan. Written by Belle Bellevue Jan's bathroom limericks really stink Maybe she went off to visit a shrink She'll give me a slap For giving her crap It's all in good fun, I say with a wink Written by Mark koplin Jan is kind, and a whiz with a pun She'll speak out when a wrong has been done Whether fun or sublime She brings smiles every time For her talents are second to none Written by John Watt A dear friend since I first came to soup but condemned when she wrote about poop. Jan writes lots of great stuff, and for me, that's enough. 'cause it's poop that you don't have to scoop. Written by Andrea Dietrich She gives us lims of the loo And writes some bawdy ones too Come back as soon as you can And share your humor dear Jan Whether number one or two Written by Joseph May

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Date: 9/12/2022 9:56:00 AM
Thanks for doing this Tribute for Jan Tania, She is missed at the Soup...soupmail
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/12/2022 2:18:00 PM
Joe, You're welcome, I just added your limerick!
Date: 9/11/2022 8:39:00 PM
I think Jan has gotten really busy. She still keeps up with me from time to time. I miss our long chats, Jan, if you are reading this. I will give my silly limerick to Tania if she wants to add it here.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/12/2022 2:18:00 PM
Andrea, thank you, your was added!
Date: 9/11/2022 4:17:00 PM
Dear Jan, hope you read this, sweet lady, and know how loved and missed you are. Hugs ~ John (thank you, Tania)
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/11/2022 6:27:00 PM
John, you're welcome, I hope she reads it too!
Date: 9/11/2022 5:40:00 AM
Thank you Tania for including my add-on too, hope Jan will soon be back in the soup… Belle
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/11/2022 6:27:00 PM
Belle, You're welcome!
Date: 9/10/2022 4:51:00 PM
One in the mail, Tania.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 6:42:00 PM
Terry, thank you, I just added it.
Date: 9/10/2022 3:15:00 PM
Mine should be in your inbox on SM Tania. :) Super idea. I've been wondering about her presence. Linda
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 3:55:00 PM
Linda, thank you, I just added it!
Date: 9/10/2022 1:49:00 PM
Thanks so much Tania for organising this tribute collaboration for Jan, and to all that participated, she really is missed here on the soup, hopefully she’ll be back soon, cheers David, ps I mailed you one
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 2:39:00 PM
David, thank you and you're welcome, adding your poem now!
Date: 9/10/2022 11:44:00 AM
Perhaps KCIII will give her a laugh . . . .Aloha!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 11:55:00 AM
Rico, thanks for your visit, do you want to join the fun?
Date: 9/10/2022 9:09:00 AM
These are all great limericks. I hope she'll at least add one of her own... now to get her here~
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 9:10:00 AM
Jenna, that would make me happy if she stopped by for a visit!
Date: 9/10/2022 7:58:00 AM
I miss her here too, Tania. It was wonderful of you to do the blog for her. I was preparing to go out and run errands, but I hope to come back here and add to the collab. Thanks for what you are doing here!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 9:09:00 AM
Andrea, thank you and send me one to add!
Date: 9/10/2022 7:51:00 AM
Lovely tribute Tania, I heard from her recently. She's sorely missed on here. Tom PS. On its way.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 9:09:00 AM
Tom, thank you, I just added it!
Date: 9/10/2022 5:16:00 AM
I do, too, and although we keep in touch, it's not the same when she's not posting her bathroom humor. Are you wanting limericks about her added to yours? If so, I'll soup mail you one.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 5:35:00 AM
I have been in touch with her as well but it's not the same as having her on PS!
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Jenna Logan
Date: 9/10/2022 5:34:00 AM
I'm mailing you a limerick.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 9/10/2022 5:33:00 AM
Yes, I agree and yes I do want to add poems to mine, thank you.