For Jan - a Collaboration

A Tribute to Jan Allison, I miss her on PS! There's a sweet woman I know as Jan, a valued member of the soup clan. Her limericks are the best, Poop humor above the rest! Her long absence has been a sad span. By Tania Kitchin Jan's bathroom humor could fill a bedpan Gross images one poet tried to ban Jan bravely stood her ground She's missed when not around I'll send her a note to the Isle of Man Written by Jenna Logan Ah, dear Jan, I miss you so much Your poop poems, laughter, and such Our limericks can’t compare With yours from way over there You have that extra special touch! Written by Milt Hankins There's a good friend of ours missing from soup Nearly three months now has been out the loop So hear us dear Jan Get back when you can And write us about flatulence and poop... Written by Tom Cunningham Has Jan abandoned Soup's family tree or is she binging on a shopping spree Her potty lines are missed I hope she won't resist Our pleas to come back by poet's decree Written by Lin Lane Without her bawdiness we ain’t got Jack And Soup creek’s needing Jan’s Allison’s craic Such a cheeky girl Our Isle of Man pearl I’ll mind her front, bit dodgy at the back Written by David Kavanagh Jan’s bathroom humor I adore it leaves me wanting so much more fragrant potpourri should quell her excreted gastric smell for goodness sakes Jan, shut the door! Written by Linda Alice Fowler So why Jan is missing from Soup If you know keep me in the loop It’s quite clear to me I’m sure you agree It just isn’t Soup without poop Written by Terry Flood Pray that it’s only a flash in the pan That Jan will soon be back in the soup clan There’s none can outsmart Her humorous art Without comedian Jan it’s deadpan. Written by Belle Bellevue Jan's bathroom limericks really stink Maybe she went off to visit a shrink She'll give me a slap For giving her crap It's all in good fun, I say with a wink Written by Mark koplin Jan is kind, and a whiz with a pun She'll speak out when a wrong has been done Whether fun or sublime She brings smiles every time For her talents are second to none Written by John Watt A dear friend since I first came to soup but condemned when she wrote about poop. Jan writes lots of great stuff, and for me, that's enough. 'cause it's poop that you don't have to scoop. Written by Andrea Dietrich She gives us lims of the loo And writes some bawdy ones too Come back as soon as you can And share your humor dear Jan Whether number one or two Written by Joseph May