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Florida Man 4

A Florida man on a bend, he’s croc’d, but he’s certainly trendy: drove through, tossed a gator, yelled out, “See you later!” She said, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s!”
---------- Actual headline: "Florida Man Charged with Assault with a Deadly Weapon After Throwing Alligator Through Wendy's Drive-Thru Window"

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Date: 4/10/2022 11:35:00 AM
What's going on down there in Florida, anyway?! These stories are as bizarre as your poems are funny, Jeff... Shades of Larry Lujack's 'Animal Stories' from the 1970's and 1980's on AM-Radio. They were a stitch! (Google 'em if you like). Cheers, Gershon
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 4/10/2022 11:41:00 AM
O, I could use my allotment of poems on Florida man stories for days and days, lol…
Date: 4/10/2022 8:19:00 AM
Ha! Well, I suppose he learned his lesson! Don't mess around with Dave!
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