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Flirt- For Contest

Well, hi there, striking blue eyed blonde with velvet scarlet lips
twizzling your swizzle stick between your fingertips
I'm pretty sure that you have lured some lookers to your bed
so step outside your comfort zone and have an ugly one instead.
Hows about it?
Where are you going?
No, no, wait.....

For competition 'Flirt', sponsored by Casarah Nance
July 14th 2015

romancefree verse

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 7/24/2015 6:01:00 PM

Viv. Congratulations on your XOOL flirting poetic win. Love LINDA"

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/26/2015 12:39:00 AM

Thanks Linda, good fun contest. Viv x

Olusegun Arowolo

Date: 7/22/2015 6:08:00 AM

Beautiful piece,Viv...Congrats on your well deserved win...

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/22/2015 7:43:00 AM

Thanks for dropping by, Olusegun. Regards, Viv

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 7/22/2015 2:40:00 AM

Congrats on ur awesome win Viv! Ugly? Its not always the looks my friend!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/22/2015 7:43:00 AM

I concur heartily with you on that one, Dr Upma. Thanks for dropping by, Viv x

Alexis Y.

Date: 7/21/2015 8:41:00 PM

Hi Viv, I just stopped by to say congratulations on your awesome win :-)Alexis

Earl Schumacker

Date: 7/21/2015 8:47:00 AM

Hi Viv, Congratulations on your solid win. Concise, sweet, interesting and to the point. Have a great day. Earl

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/22/2015 12:12:00 AM

Thanks Earl. After a rock solid twenty nine years with my good lady, I'm afraid that nowadays I couldn't flirt an elastic band :( Regards, Viv

Lee Carter

Date: 7/21/2015 8:00:00 AM

Very cute viv! You always make me smile with your great writes and your creative words Congrats on your win!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/22/2015 12:12:00 AM

Thank you, Lee, with your flirty smile, Viv x

Sizwe Hlabisa

Date: 7/21/2015 2:07:00 AM

Congrats man, it seems like you have added experience in the department of flirting... lol Regards, Siz

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/22/2015 12:11:00 AM

Lots of experience in the past, Sizwe, but not lots of success :). Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv

Julia Ward

Date: 7/20/2015 11:43:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Viv.... Julia, xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/21/2015 12:11:00 AM

Merci bien, Julia , Viv x

Honestly J.T.

Date: 7/20/2015 9:35:00 PM

Congrats on your win -JT

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 9:38:00 PM

Thanks,JT, appreciate you stopping by. Viv

Joseph May

Date: 7/20/2015 8:49:00 PM

Congrats on your win Viv

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:59:00 PM

Thanks fro dropping by, Joseph. Regards, Viv

Skat A

Date: 7/20/2015 2:32:00 PM

Viv, congratulations on your flirtatious win. SKAT LOVE

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:12:00 PM

...fluttering your lashes like that, Skat. Have you something in your eye? Thanks for stopping by, Viv x

John Lawless

Date: 7/20/2015 2:25:00 PM

Sadly, Viv, the guys don't get handsomer at closing time......but, then again, hunters usually know their prey....not sure who the hunter is here.....Pretty funny line and would probably at least cost you the price of a drink.

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:13:00 PM

Sadly, John, you're right, but I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Thanks for the comment, regards, Viv

Jan Allison

Date: 7/20/2015 2:09:00 PM

Knowing you i bet this would work Mr Viv lol - mad me laugh out loud - many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:15:00 PM

Well, it did work once, but that was on a girl who had a face like a Rottweiler licking sh*t off a cactus. We made a lovely couple. Viv x

Eve Roper

Date: 7/20/2015 2:04:00 PM

Viv, I love the way you want about with the humor. Congratulations you on your win a 7 . Hugs Eve

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:17:00 PM

Thank you, Eve, I knew that you'd fall for my winsome looks and dashing style. You'd be dashing for the ladies' room. Viv x

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 7/20/2015 1:53:00 PM

Ob, I am so happy this poem is a top winner Viv...as you know I loved it! Big congrats!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:19:00 PM

If anybody ever questions your nonpareil sense of style and taste, just send 'em round to me. I'll sort 'em out. Thanks Connie, Viv x

Casarah Nance

Date: 7/20/2015 1:51:00 PM

Friggin' funny! Nicely done you flirt :)

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/20/2015 8:25:00 PM

Thanks, Casarah, great contest. From the guy at the party standing by himself in the corner.......sniff........ pickle, anyone? x

Kp Nunez

Date: 7/17/2015 1:30:00 AM

You have this style down pat, Viv! Self-deprecating humor...Ugly, my foot! Are you sure she sis not want you to follow? Ah, men...!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/17/2015 1:33:00 AM

...and I love you too, Kim. Viv x

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 7/15/2015 11:30:00 PM

hahaha. Way to do the flirting contest. Step outside your comfort zone. What a line, Viv!!!

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/15/2015 11:35:00 PM

Sometimes the offbeat approach works, Andrea. I once put an ad in the lonely hearts column that read 'Male, 40, own knife and fork, wishes to meet woman with steak and kidney pie'. Got a reply, though..... Viv x

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/15/2015 8:09:00 AM

Now that is cruel! *lol*

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 7/14/2015 8:25:00 PM

Ha ha, this is indeed fun. I think you will need a disguise if you wish to appear as ugly Viv.

Viv Wigley
Date: 7/14/2015 9:50:00 PM

Thanks, Richard, you're very kind. I once asked my missus what she would think if I went out and mowed the lawn naked- she said that the neighbours would know she only married me for my money......... Regards, Viv