Felix the Cat

If you’re wise and value your life Take heed, don’t wake up the wife Spill some cat treats on her bed Let the cat get the blame instead, If your wife reads you the law Just kindly say, “Talk to the paw” A trial without a jury will put you in a state of fury. Preponderance of the evidence would make no claim To prove one is guilty and leave them in shame, Think twice about the way you behave Which do you want, your life or the grave? This poor innocent cat has taken the rap Freedom rang for you, next time set a new trap Give it one more try, wake her from her slumber? Call her, then say “sorry wrong number”. You fooled her once and tried twice Do you think that was naughty or nice? You were sly and mischievous to do all of that I remember the bag of tricks, but are you Felix the cat?