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February 9, 2021

February 9, 2021 More Idioms By; Tom It’s nineteen degrees and sun won’t be shining, it’s smooth cloudy and “colder than a frosted frog.” I’m sitting here thinking of summer when I’ll probably complain about it “being hotter than a burning stump.” While I’m recalling some of my past failures, like “Putting socks on a rooster,” and “teaching my German Shepherd how to bark in Spanish.” Now that was harder than “burning a wet elephant.” about as productive as “winking at a pretty girl in a dark room” but “a wink’s as good as a smile to a blind mule.”

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Date: 5/28/2021 4:05:00 AM
Hi Tom, I am new here. Read your poems. Outstanding.
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Date: 2/9/2021 6:20:00 PM
Your poem really hit the spot for me today, Tom. Thanks! Not many folks can write humor like you well.
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Date: 2/9/2021 3:53:00 PM
Hello tom Wright, thank you for the humor. Enjoy your evening my friend.
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