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Mark's bro' owned a pair of sports cars Believed fine to ping the girls' bras Unwise lad broke the rules Swift kick to the jewels Now can't see much but shooting stars - - - - - - - - - - 15 November 2018

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Date: 11/19/2018 4:52:00 PM
Lol! What a brat!! Had to learn the hard way, I guess. Seeing stars, of this kind, is not funny - but your limerick certainly is, John. Thanks for the laugh! Warmest wishes my friend.. ~Susan
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Date: 11/18/2018 7:49:00 PM
haha, He got it in the ding a ling. Good one
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John Michaels
Date: 11/19/2018 10:48:00 AM
Haha... that's not a term I've heard before!!
Date: 11/17/2018 3:37:00 PM
Oh, poor guy! I bet that taught him a sad lesson! A jewel of a Limerick! Hahaha! Hugs. Pandita
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Date: 11/19/2018 10:45:00 AM
Thanks very much, Pandita. Yep, lesson learnt, methinks!! Regards, John.
Date: 11/15/2018 4:10:00 PM
Ouch that must have hurt...but an exemplary way to learn a lesson! Regards // paul
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John Michaels
Date: 11/17/2018 6:55:00 AM
Yep, that'll teach him!! Heh, heh. Thanks for reading and commenting! Kind regards, John.
Date: 11/15/2018 4:01:00 PM
Very humorous John. Loved your ending line! : )
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John Michaels
Date: 11/17/2018 6:55:00 AM
Thanks for the kind comments, Connie - much appreciated! Regards, John.
Date: 11/15/2018 2:01:00 PM
Very funny limerick - let's hope he learned his lesson!
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Date: 11/17/2018 6:50:00 AM
Thanks, Michelle - pleased you found it funny! All the best, John.