John Michaels Poet Limerick

Family Jewels

Mark's bro' owned a pair of sports cars
Believed fine to ping the girls' bras
     Unwise lad broke the rules
     Swift kick to the jewels
Now can't see much but shooting stars

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15 November 2018

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Susan Ashley November 19, 2018 at 4:52 PM Lol! What a brat!! Had to learn the hard way, I guess. Seeing stars, of this kind, is not funny - but your limerick certainly is, John. Thanks for the laugh! Warmest wishes my friend.. ~Susan

Andrea Dietrich November 18, 2018 at 7:49 PM haha, He got it in the ding a ling. Good one John Michaels November 19, 2018 at 10:48 AM Haha... that's not a term I've heard before!!

Pandita Sietesantos November 17, 2018 at 3:37 PM Oh, poor guy! I bet that taught him a sad lesson! A jewel of a Limerick! Hahaha! Hugs. Pandita John Michaels November 19, 2018 at 10:45 AM Thanks very much, Pandita. Yep, lesson learnt, methinks!! Regards, John.

Paul Callus November 15, 2018 at 4:10 PM Ouch that must have hurt...but an exemplary way to learn a lesson! Regards // paul John Michaels November 17, 2018 at 6:55 AM Yep, that'll teach him!! Heh, heh. Thanks for reading and commenting! Kind regards, John.

Connie Marcum Wong November 15, 2018 at 4:01 PM Very humorous John. Loved your ending line! : ) John Michaels November 17, 2018 at 6:55 AM Thanks for the kind comments, Connie - much appreciated! Regards, John.

Michelle Faulkner November 15, 2018 at 2:01 PM Very funny limerick - let's hope he learned his lesson! John Michaels November 17, 2018 at 6:50 AM Thanks, Michelle - pleased you found it funny! All the best, John.