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I can't make this more fake...

There is quite a big ruckus on the street Lad's milking a cow without any teats How does he do it? He stands, doesn't sit Hey look, Mom, no hands. I'm using my feet! 1st Prize - Rutland County Fair August, 1987

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Date: 3/5/2021 8:46:00 AM
So so funny Gerson! Linda
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Date: 3/5/2021 1:09:00 AM
Haha now that would be quite something. Tom
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Date: 3/4/2021 5:56:00 PM
Hello Gershn, thank you for the giggle. enjoy your evening my friend.
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Date: 3/4/2021 4:25:00 PM
Hmmmm What's he grabbing with his feet? I think he better beat feet because that "cow" ain't gonna stand there for long. Cute one Gershon. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/4/2021 3:18:00 PM
A talented fellow. I think I will stick with Almond Milk!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2021 5:28:00 PM
Almond milk, eh? I think I'll go back in the water and be a fish. ~ Amphibious Fogg
Date: 3/4/2021 9:53:00 AM
Sounds like "bull" to me! LOL
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2021 3:14:00 PM
If it's not bull, it must be baloney! Thanks, gw
Date: 3/4/2021 1:48:00 AM
Phew! When the cow had no teats, well you don’t wanna know where my mind wandered! Made me grin Gershon. Terry
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/4/2021 3:01:00 PM
Let me guess. On second thought, you're right, maybe I don't want (or need) to know... lol. Thanks Terry! :) gw

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