Fairy Tales Gone Askew

It all started when Sleeping Beauty slapped Cinderella Then Snow White retaliated and hit her with an umbrella as Ariel the little Mermaid's tail turned into legs Prince Erick and Prince Charming stole the Easter bunny's eggs. As Alice from wonderland grew five times her size Hansel and Gretel attacked her by surprise While Puss in Boots fought Peter pan Captain Hook and Ursula produced an evil master plan. Rapunzel chatted with Red Riding hood and the three little pigs were up to no good Thumbelina still aspired to grow and Rumpelstiltskin has a name he thought no one would know Jack climbed the beanstalk which was later cut down by the woman in the shoe who stole Cinderellas wedding gown. The wicked witch of the west set the woman's shoe ablaze and Dorothy clicked her heels but didn't return home for thirty days. When fairy tales get messy this is what well never see but this is what fairy tales would be like if it were up to me...