Ever Ready Man

My mummy ran a chemist shop.
In our little town.
Daddy was the chemist.
He preferred to act the clown.

Seven children growing up.
So little time to spare.
The Ever Ready man
made my mummy care.

Because he was so handsome.
and looked at her "that way".
It used to remind her
of her bygone days.

Once a month he came
to stock up the shelves.
I could tell they were flirting.
At the tender age of twelve.

Nothing ever came of it.
He was married too.
All that pheromones...
What could my mother do?

The Ever Ready man,
with his batteries galore.
Gave mum a moment's release
From all those daily chores.

I  just wish I had
an Ever Ready man.
I could look up to.
Wouldn't you?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Andresen Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 4:02 AM
- This I read with a smile ...... always something to wish for - Nice poem, Jean - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 3:24 PM
I wonder if he was 'ever ready' Jean or if his ever batteries went flat lol - loved this humourous read:-) hugs Jan xxx7
Murray Avatar
February 22, 2016 at 3:53 AM
Actually Jan, the inspiration for this poem came from a man making that comment on a dating website. I thanked him for inspiring me, then left him there, to hurry here.
Murray Avatar
February 21, 2016 at 3:42 PM
Thank you Jan.x
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