Erased and Replaced, a Tale of Taste

Overhearing a whispered conversation
It caused her a bit of consternation

She learned she was to be terminated
Her teaching job, she thought, might be eliminated

But an angry suitor she had rebuked
And mockingly called him a messed up kook

So when he first told a friend to “take her out”
She thought his matchmaking she could do without

The friend, aka “eraser,” she had never met
And she never realized her ex beau’s threat

Meant more than a simple ill-conceived date
And walking home one night, eraser lay in wait

But she needn’t have feared, schools would continue
They had just taken her to another venue

Eraser saw to it that she swam with the fishes
And now she’s one of Jaw’s favorite dishes
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Pettit Avatar
February 15, 2011 at 8:03 PM
She suffered a fate similar to Luca Brazzi in "The Godfather". Your couplets are collectively very descriptive with great rhyming.
K. Avatar
June 21, 2010 at 3:55 AM
Hi again Carolyn :) thank you so much for your touching comments on my poem about my brother, really appreciate them :) ---also I read your comment on my blog & replied there too--please don't withdraw your poem, ok? I'm happily accepting everyone's take on sleep--it just so happened that there were a bunch of humorous writes too ;) --enjoy your day & God bless you too! --nikko :)
Brown Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 6:27 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved win in Paula's contest Carolyn. Love, Carol
Dietrich Avatar
June 5, 2010 at 12:30 PM
Hey, congratulations for your HM, Carolyn!! How are you today? LUv, andrea
Eggins Avatar
June 5, 2010 at 4:46 AM
well done on the win Carolyn ... love Jayne
Fraser Avatar
June 5, 2010 at 3:34 AM
A most different take on the contest Carolyn, many congratulations on your win >> James
K. Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 10:12 PM
haha, enjoyed this one Carolyn :) definitely a different take on the "eraser"! congrats on your win! --nikko :)
Mehta Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 5:05 PM
Congrats on the win
Sweetheart Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 3:30 PM
Congrats on your HM in the Eraser contest.. wonderful write ... luv..
Tideswell Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 11:44 AM
Enjoyed your rhyming couplets Carolyn, nice humour. Good luck in the contest and thanks for all your great comments :)
Dietrich Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 9:14 AM
This is really a DARK humor here, CArolyn. Creative way to do the challenge. I did one but never even posted it . It is so lame next to what I am seeing here. haha. LUv, Andrea
Bloomsfield Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 7:48 AM
I love your tale of tase Carolyn,Excellent entrance to the contest!Celene.
Culverhouse Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 6:57 AM
oh no, violent humor!!
Falotico Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 5:06 AM
LOVE THIS!!! wonderful write again...what a poet you are!!
Brown Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 3:47 AM
Wishing you the best in the contest Carolyn. Love, Carol
Brown Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 3:46 AM
Oh my what an amazing couplet Carolyn. Woke me up was so intriging. Thank you for your kind comments. Love, Carol
Mehta Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 2:51 AM
It's quite humorous but very expressive. enjoyed it
Knop Avatar
June 4, 2010 at 2:12 AM
Enjoyed this funny Couplet this morning, Carolyn! And thank you for your kind comments...Have a great weekend! Love, Gert
Smith-Johnsen Avatar
June 3, 2010 at 10:11 PM
That is some eraser, Carolyn! Hopefully, Jaws won't find the tasty appetizer that he wants and she will continue swimming with fishes in a different venue! Good luck in the contest with this imaginative and intriguing account of being "erased". Smiles, Dane Ann
Gorelick Avatar
June 3, 2010 at 9:51 PM
My gosh, the way your mind works..funny my dear..but I know there is more to it...your the best..BG
Byrne Avatar
June 3, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Reminds me of the Terminator going through all the Sarah Connors in the phone-book so he was sure he had eliminated the correct one! Wonder how many Carolyn Devonshire's are in the phone-book? Great amusing write.........well done!
Freeman Avatar
June 3, 2010 at 9:17 PM
Cool job on this one Carolyn, I needed a little amusement before bedtime, hilarious, one of Jaw's favorite dishes.Smile. Agape, Moses
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