Erased and Replaced, a Tale of Taste

Overhearing a whispered conversation It caused her a bit of consternation She learned she was to be terminated Her teaching job, she thought, might be eliminated But an angry suitor she had rebuked And mockingly called him a messed up kook So when he first told a friend to “take her out” She thought his matchmaking she could do without The friend, aka “eraser,” she had never met And she never realized her ex beau’s threat Meant more than a simple ill-conceived date And walking home one night, eraser lay in wait But she needn’t have feared, schools would continue They had just taken her to another venue Eraser saw to it that she swam with the fishes And now she’s one of Jaw’s favorite dishes