Empire Emphatically Enforces Exercise

Fitness guru (grew) to an abrupt screeching halt, i.e. did dramatically abate, whence significant block of time, I formerly did allocate (within recent past) for physical work out, whence crude writing of mine didst clamor (and disclaimer) for me to ameliorate said primitive chicken scratch, where this aspiring wordsmith seriously considered guillotine executioner to amputate my head as a last ditch decision to annihilate every last trace of anonymous Norwegian bachelor farmer, who stoically didst annunciate grim fate with bravado expedited and antedate as most acceptable, expedient, and honorable deed to antics feted visit of Matthew Scott Harris measure for measure, cuz yours truly could anticipate, viz, the lifetime deplorable basket case apostate, sans slacking of state mandated regimen decision upheld by appellate (cap'n Kangaroo) court unequivocally, reverently, and supremely didst approbate negligence toot hone body electric, would warrant appropriate action far more serious all chief (Tour So) headless horseman didst articulate decapitation (while the salacious notes re: despacito softly filled the air tempting one mere Vlad to start Putin on the ritz) versus eternal damnation, humiliation absolute deathly guarantee, asper risking tainted hands (albeit even gloved one of tormentor) with option to (buy hack it kit to) asphyxiate this extreme sanctioned modus operandi death sentence issuing collective crowdsource exhalation to aspirate, which outcome foretold irrevocable fate authenticate ting, how, when, and where condemned overly ate, omitting athletic training, which indulgence equalled a dead soul weigh ting to be fed to Cerberus, where actions evinced urgent strategy to authenticate combating lackadaisical indifference toward keeping the well taut body fit as a fiddle, and nip in figurative bud backdate ting initial accursed onset re: spreading epidemic (mindset kudzu contagion) forcing explicit need for panacea where ostracized people (from a former declarative simple, unquestionably more lenient administration), where undeserving exclamatory reprobates solely given compound run on sentences including a barbiturate.