Elf Or What - Who Just Lost

I saw you last night sitting on the shelf With I presume your own Elf I take it he was checking on your health Or were you just looking at yourself But just before you disappeared Down the back of the chair I laughed so much I do declare And now thankfully you have gone from here So I no longer need to wonder Nor can you steal my own thunder So you can just get out of here As I no longer care Good Elf to you As who ever knew That I would no longer love you And good health to me and not to you As we both burn our own stews As I knew we would do But I bet you wish Elf had knew, that he had had some more clues, on just who are you, before you put him in the poo... DAMO