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Eileen Wasn'T Flushed With Success

She urgently needed to pooh
No paper, what should Eileen do
She took off her drawers
And used them of course
Then disposed of them down the loo

Her knickers then blocked up the drains
Some plumbers found brown stained remains
So when you're using a loo
Just flush wee, paper and pooh
It's easy, folks should use their brains

Inspired by a story on sky news

4/24/18

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 4/29/2018 11:18:00 PM Crikey Jan ... sometimes I've just gotta laugh Jan, although I can't afford to let my imagination run too wild on this topic - goog fun; Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/30/2018 4:12:00 AM LOl just be thankful i didn't post the pic of the knickers they fished out of the sewers lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 4/27/2018 4:03:00 AM Brilliant limerick as usual Jan, There’s one thing for sure Eileen must have a large knickers drawer :)) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/27/2018 6:18:00 AM lol Roy I didn't post the pic of the knickers they found - they were rank lol hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi Date: 4/26/2018 7:47:00 AM As always , you never cease to amaze with your (anal) poems. Isn't it great that the word loo rhymes with almost anything? big Italian hug, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/27/2018 3:36:00 AM Thanks Ralph especially for the hug..I broke my finger yesterday so it is much appreciated:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci Date: 4/26/2018 5:07:00 AM Morning Jan. Ok this was the smile for the day. You were very creative with the title for it is perfect for the entry. Oh yes the famous bathroom (lol). Well done Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/27/2018 3:35:00 AM thanks Lisa:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 4/25/2018 9:52:00 PM Not so funny in Hawai'i, where sewage spills regularly pollute the ocean and beaches. Despite the fake news from Oval Office tweets, Americans need to develop some consideration for their neighbours and the consequences of their actions. Earth is not a garbage can and needs to be treated as a living being. Thank you for bringing this issue to the attention of others! Aloha! Rico Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/27/2018 3:34:00 AM It is an environmental disaster the way we pollute our seas... :-( hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll Date: 4/25/2018 12:54:00 PM Very funny, Jan. I'm still laughing. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/25/2018 4:50:00 PM Thanks warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/25/2018 12:41:00 PM :)))) ........... the biggest I've seen :) - Excellent written, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/25/2018 4:50:00 PM I dread to think of the size of her bottom lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/24/2018 9:22:00 PM And when they said "Brains" / she heard them say "Trains"//And got on the one to Waterloo!Nice limerick, Jan! :) gw Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/25/2018 4:49:00 PM Cheers Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina Date: 4/24/2018 8:51:00 AM Some people's brains are located where their pooh comes out..lol Cute one, and somethings that make the news should really be flushed down the loo too.. Hugs // Charlie Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2018 9:16:00 AM Lol thanks charles:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 4/24/2018 8:51:00 AM There's no way I'd use my undercrackers, they're keeping warm both of my goolies....hang on, I'm having a rhyme scheme issue here, Jan........ Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2018 9:15:00 AM Well I guess it wouldn't have made the news if she was commando lol, seriously I can't believe what folks do flush down the loo and it isn't poop:-( hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile Date: 4/24/2018 8:04:00 AM I'll PASS this valuable info along !!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2018 8:49:00 AM Thanks Mike lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 4/24/2018 7:57:00 AM Very wise advice, Jan, and delivered in a most amusing way. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2018 8:48:00 AM Thanks line:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe Date: 4/24/2018 7:13:00 AM Oh my. Not sure what is funnier, your poem or that this made the actual news. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2018 8:48:00 AM Trust me to sniff out a story like this, lol, i found it on the sky website a couple of days ago and knew there had to be a poem in there somewhere :-) hugs Jan xx