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news.sky.com/story/are-you-eileen-your-pants-could-have-caused-loo-blockage-severn-trent-warns-11336270

She urgently needed to pooh No paper, what should Eileen do She took off her drawers And used them of course Then disposed of them down the loo Her knickers then blocked up the drains Some plumbers found brown stained remains So when you're using a loo Just flush wee, paper and pooh It's easy, folks should use their brains Inspired by a story on sky news 4/24/18

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/29/2018 11:18:00 PM

Crikey Jan ... sometimes I've just gotta laugh Jan, although I can't afford to let my imagination run too wild on this topic - goog fun; Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 4/30/2018 4:12:00 AM

LOl just be thankful i didn't post the pic of the knickers they fished out of the sewers lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett

Date: 4/27/2018 4:03:00 AM

Brilliant limerick as usual Jan, There’s one thing for sure Eileen must have a large knickers drawer :))

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2018 6:18:00 AM

lol Roy I didn't post the pic of the knickers they found - they were rank lol hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi

Date: 4/26/2018 7:47:00 AM

As always , you never cease to amaze with your (anal) poems. Isn't it great that the word loo rhymes with almost anything? big Italian hug, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2018 3:36:00 AM

Thanks Ralph especially for the hug..I broke my finger yesterday so it is much appreciated:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci

Date: 4/26/2018 5:07:00 AM

Morning Jan. Ok this was the smile for the day. You were very creative with the title for it is perfect for the entry. Oh yes the famous bathroom (lol). Well done

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2018 3:35:00 AM

thanks Lisa:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 4/25/2018 9:52:00 PM

Not so funny in Hawai'i, where sewage spills regularly pollute the ocean and beaches. Despite the fake news from Oval Office tweets, Americans need to develop some consideration for their neighbours and the consequences of their actions. Earth is not a garbage can and needs to be treated as a living being. Thank you for bringing this issue to the attention of others! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 4/27/2018 3:34:00 AM

It is an environmental disaster the way we pollute our seas... :-( hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll

Date: 4/25/2018 12:54:00 PM

Very funny, Jan. I'm still laughing.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2018 4:50:00 PM

Thanks warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/25/2018 12:41:00 PM

:)))) ........... the biggest I've seen :) - Excellent written, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2018 4:50:00 PM

I dread to think of the size of her bottom lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 4/24/2018 9:22:00 PM

And when they said "Brains" / she heard them say "Trains"//And got on the one to Waterloo!Nice limerick, Jan! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 4/25/2018 4:49:00 PM

Cheers Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina

Date: 4/24/2018 8:51:00 AM

Some people's brains are located where their pooh comes out..lol Cute one, and somethings that make the news should really be flushed down the loo too.. Hugs // Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2018 9:16:00 AM

Lol thanks charles:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley

Date: 4/24/2018 8:51:00 AM

There's no way I'd use my undercrackers, they're keeping warm both of my goolies....hang on, I'm having a rhyme scheme issue here, Jan........

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2018 9:15:00 AM

Well I guess it wouldn't have made the news if she was commando lol, seriously I can't believe what folks do flush down the loo and it isn't poop:-( hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 4/24/2018 8:04:00 AM

I'll PASS this valuable info along !!!

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2018 8:49:00 AM

Thanks Mike lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

Date: 4/24/2018 7:57:00 AM

Very wise advice, Jan, and delivered in a most amusing way.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2018 8:48:00 AM

Thanks line:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 4/24/2018 7:13:00 AM

Oh my. Not sure what is funnier, your poem or that this made the actual news.

Jan Allison
Date: 4/24/2018 8:48:00 AM

Trust me to sniff out a story like this, lol, i found it on the sky website a couple of days ago and knew there had to be a poem in there somewhere :-) hugs Jan xx