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news.sky.com/story/are-you-eileen-your-pants-could-have-caused-loo-blockage-severn-trent-warns-11336270

 

 

 

Eileen Wasn'T Flushed With Success

She urgently needed to pooh
No paper, what should Eileen do
She took off her drawers
And used them of course
Then disposed of them down the loo

Her knickers then blocked up the drains
Some plumbers found brown stained remains
So when you're using a loo
Just flush wee, paper and pooh
It's easy, folks should use their brains

Inspired by a story on sky news

4/24/18

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Lindsay Laurie April 29, 2018 at 11:18 PM Crikey Jan ... sometimes I've just gotta laugh Jan, although I can't afford to let my imagination run too wild on this topic - goog fun; Lindsay Jan Allison April 30, 2018 at 4:12 AM LOl just be thankful i didn't post the pic of the knickers they fished out of the sewers lol:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett April 27, 2018 at 4:03 AM Brilliant limerick as usual Jan, There’s one thing for sure Eileen must have a large knickers drawer :)) Jan Allison April 27, 2018 at 6:18 AM lol Roy I didn't post the pic of the knickers they found - they were rank lol hugs jan xx

Ralph Sergi April 26, 2018 at 7:47 AM As always , you never cease to amaze with your (anal) poems. Isn't it great that the word loo rhymes with almost anything? big Italian hug, Jan. Jan Allison April 27, 2018 at 3:36 AM Thanks Ralph especially for the hug..I broke my finger yesterday so it is much appreciated:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci April 26, 2018 at 5:07 AM Morning Jan. Ok this was the smile for the day. You were very creative with the title for it is perfect for the entry. Oh yes the famous bathroom (lol). Well done Jan Allison April 27, 2018 at 3:35 AM thanks Lisa:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta April 25, 2018 at 9:52 PM Not so funny in Hawai'i, where sewage spills regularly pollute the ocean and beaches. Despite the fake news from Oval Office tweets, Americans need to develop some consideration for their neighbours and the consequences of their actions. Earth is not a garbage can and needs to be treated as a living being. Thank you for bringing this issue to the attention of others! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison April 27, 2018 at 3:34 AM It is an environmental disaster the way we pollute our seas... :-( hugs Jan xx

Warren Doll April 25, 2018 at 12:54 PM Very funny, Jan. I'm still laughing. Jan Allison April 25, 2018 at 4:50 PM Thanks warren:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen April 25, 2018 at 12:41 PM :)))) ........... the biggest I've seen :) - Excellent written, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison April 25, 2018 at 4:50 PM I dread to think of the size of her bottom lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf April 24, 2018 at 9:22 PM And when they said "Brains" / she heard them say "Trains"//And got on the one to Waterloo!Nice limerick, Jan! :) gw Jan Allison April 25, 2018 at 4:49 PM Cheers Gershon:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley April 24, 2018 at 8:51 AM There's no way I'd use my undercrackers, they're keeping warm both of my goolies....hang on, I'm having a rhyme scheme issue here, Jan........ Jan Allison April 24, 2018 at 9:15 AM Well I guess it wouldn't have made the news if she was commando lol, seriously I can't believe what folks do flush down the loo and it isn't poop:-( hugs Jan xx

Charles Messina April 24, 2018 at 8:51 AM Some people's brains are located where their pooh comes out..lol Cute one, and somethings that make the news should really be flushed down the loo too.. Hugs // Charlie Jan Allison April 24, 2018 at 9:16 AM Lol thanks charles:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile April 24, 2018 at 8:04 AM I'll PASS this valuable info along !!! Jan Allison April 24, 2018 at 8:49 AM Thanks Mike lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier April 24, 2018 at 7:57 AM Very wise advice, Jan, and delivered in a most amusing way. Jan Allison April 24, 2018 at 8:48 AM Thanks line:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe April 24, 2018 at 7:13 AM Oh my. Not sure what is funnier, your poem or that this made the actual news. Jan Allison April 24, 2018 at 8:48 AM Trust me to sniff out a story like this, lol, i found it on the sky website a couple of days ago and knew there had to be a poem in there somewhere :-) hugs Jan xx