Edible - Bawdy

[Advance Apologies: Sat on this for a few months Concerned that it may be a little OTT for Soup. If Your gag reflex is sensitive... best skip this one] Edible knickers were once quite the thing For couples who fancied a little more zing I first heard about them with Beth on her back She said go ‘downstairs’ if you fancy a snack Well, supper was not quite what I had in mind But she pushed on my shoulders, ‘Seek... and you’ll find’ And lo, she was right, they tasted fantastic Once I had managed to chew the elastic But that night was over, I suffered such grief I couldn't get satin and silk from my teeth She’d heard you can score more in edible knickers She’d thought that the ad said incredible knickers But many years on I tried it for real We met up again and I tried to appeal Remembered the eighties and all of the hype And bought her some undies... the EDIBLE type For now we were older and each slightly bolder She said she would do whatever I told her So she wasn't stressed, she seemed quite impressed When save for those knickers, I left her undressed I headed ‘downstairs’ to grab me some ‘supper’ I had no idea that my plans she would scupper For there I was nibbling her pink raunchy pants I just wished she’d mentioned her incontinence