Edible - Bawdy
[Advance Apologies: Sat on this for a few months
Concerned that it may be a little OTT for Soup. If
Your gag reflex is sensitive... best skip this one]
Edible knickers were once quite the thing
For couples who fancied a little more zing
I first heard about them with Beth on her back
She said go ‘downstairs’ if you fancy a snack
Well, supper was not quite what I had in mind
But she pushed on my shoulders, ‘Seek... and you’ll find’
And lo, she was right, they tasted fantastic
Once I had managed to chew the elastic
But that night was over, I suffered such grief
I couldn't get satin and silk from my teeth
She’d heard you can score more in edible knickers
She’d thought that the ad said incredible knickers
But many years on I tried it for real
We met up again and I tried to appeal
Remembered the eighties and all of the hype
And bought her some undies... the EDIBLE type
For now we were older and each slightly bolder
She said she would do whatever I told her
So she wasn't stressed, she seemed quite impressed
When save for those knickers, I left her undressed
I headed ‘downstairs’ to grab me some ‘supper’
I had no idea that my plans she would scupper
For there I was nibbling her pink raunchy pants
I just wished she’d mentioned her incontinence
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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