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Edible - BAWDY

[Advance Apologies: Sat on this for a few months Concerned that it may be a little OTT for Soup. If Your gag reflex is sensitive... best skip this one] Edible knickers were once quite the thing For couples who fancied a little more zing I first heard about them with Beth on her back She said go ‘downstairs’ if you fancy a snack Well, supper was not quite what I had in mind But she pushed on my shoulders, ‘Seek... and you’ll find’ And lo, she was right, they tasted fantastic Once I had managed to chew the elastic But that night was over, I suffered such grief I couldn't get satin and silk from my teeth She’d heard you can score more in edible knickers She’d thought that the ad said incredible knickers But many years on I tried it for real We met up again and I tried to appeal Remembered the eighties and all of the hype And bought her some undies... the EDIBLE type For now we were older and each slightly bolder She said she would do whatever I told her So she wasn't stressed, she seemed quite impressed When save for those knickers, I left her undressed I headed ‘downstairs’ to grab me some ‘supper’ I had no idea that my plans she would scupper For there I was nibbling her pink raunchy pants I just wished she’d mentioned her incontinence

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Date: 5/31/2021 8:01:00 AM
Such class that you made everything rhyme, Terry ~ Loved "And lo, she was right, they tasted fantastic / Once I had managed to chew the elastic" ~ your humor is impeccable. I just wish I could unread the last line ~ lol
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Terry Flood
Date: 7/11/2021 12:29:00 AM
Sorry, I missed your kind comments, Line. Wasn’t being rude, I’ve only just seen it. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/26/2021 5:14:00 PM
Since you 'let me off the hook' for my comment, I'll congratulate you on POTD. Any leftovers? lol. ~ BLT.. (Better Late Than...)
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Date: 5/26/2021 5:29:00 PM
There might be forty eight inches of elastic (she’d gained a few pounds). Thanks, Gershon, for your tardy congratulations... anyone would think you had better things to think about. Seriously; hope you and yours are keeping well. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 9:43:00 PM
This is so funny, Terry. Anne-Lise does have an idea :) Congratulations on POTD. Hugs Eve
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/25/2021 4:45:00 AM
Thanks Eve... I promise it wasn’t intended for Nursery Rhyme 6 ;-) Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 9:02:00 PM
Okaaay! Very, ah, delicious, Terry! Congratulations on your POTD.
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 5/25/2021 12:24:00 PM
Maybe? Let me think about it.
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/25/2021 4:44:00 AM
You don’t sound too sure, Sam. Would sprinkles help? Er... let me rephrase that. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 6:30:00 PM
LoL. Congratulations for POTD Terry :)
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/25/2021 4:43:00 AM
Thanks Heidi. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 4:31:00 PM
EDIBLE?????....DEPENDS
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 4:36:00 PM
Ah John, you missed the subliminal message that they were banana milkshake flavour. Okay, I made that up... but blimey, I’d eat those! Cheers John. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 3:09:00 PM
Terry, funny and congratulations on POEM OF THE DAY enjoy the honor, peace _Constance
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Date: 5/24/2021 3:17:00 PM
Thank you Constance. Chuffed that you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 2:19:00 PM
HaHa! Very funny and great rhyming! Congratulations! Really enjoyed reading!
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:22:00 PM
Thanks Ann, glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 11:16:00 AM
- I hope you did not have to go to the dentist to have your teeth cleaned of satin and silk ... chocolate is better :)))) -Congratulations on your p.o.t.d. ,Terry :) ... (incontinence is a taboo word :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/24/2021 12:20:00 PM
It wasn’t so much the satin and silk, it was that damned elastic. He wedged his feet against the chair and pulled... and pulled. Then he lost his footing and shot out of the window. So I got off without paying: RESULT! Thanks Anne-Lise. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 10:29:00 AM
Heya Terry, congratulations on this unique POTD, nothing offensive here, bit of tasteful fun more like, people get up to all sorts of bedroom Shenanigans, I enjoyed the humour, cheers David
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 12:09:00 PM
Thanks David, I love the way words you haven’t used in years suddenly crop up . I so need to write a poem with ‘shenanigans’ in it... thanks (a bunch) Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 8:25:00 AM
I think about the record jacket photo of Arlo on Alice's Restaurant for some reason...A Great PODT for the evening Terry. - Ken
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Date: 5/24/2021 8:27:00 AM
Hmmm... don’t know that that record... I’ll look it up. Thanks, Ken. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 8:16:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD win. A creative and fun write. Thanks for the laughs. Have a blessed day/week..............
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 8:34:00 AM
Chuffed you enjoyed, Paula. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 8:11:00 AM
Flavorful, Congrats on POTD Terry
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 8:35:00 AM
Thanks Joseph. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 7:50:00 AM
Congratulations on your POTD, Terry. This should put an end to the griping by some members about bawdy poetry. Good! I believe in freedom of speech and NO censorship! I don't always like what is said, but I defend the right to say it. Your poem was delightful!
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 11:58:00 AM
Agree entirely, Milt [especially the ‘delightful’ bit ;-) ]. Alas I suspect it will take more than my words to bridge the gulf that seems to have opened up, although I’d love you to be right. Thanks for your much appreciated praise. Terry the tripod... sorry, just a little bawdy gag.
Date: 5/24/2021 7:37:00 AM
O boy what a laugh. It’s not what one had for supper but what one found under the cover. Congratulations on poem of the day… Belle
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 12:00:00 PM
Thanks Belle. I’m chuffed... gobsmacked... but chuffed. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 7:00:00 AM
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. it's learning to dance in the rain. Congratulations on POTD. Terry:)
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Date: 5/24/2021 12:01:00 PM
Hi Daniel, I’ve never been complimented by Confucius before ;-). Thanks for your congrats. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 5:28:00 AM
So naughty but hilarious! Congratulations on your POTD with this clever write Terry. Good you put the warning up for the younger poets here. Blessings
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 12:34:00 PM
Thanks Connie, as Jan said, the ‘Bawdy’ in the title was her suggestion. I have to confess, it never occurs to me that there might be very young readers online. I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks again. Terry
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/24/2021 11:12:00 AM
Well said Connie, I suggested Terry put bawdy in the title which I do in my poems which I consider are bawdy. Sadly I still get castigated by a blog hog who has done 3 blogs aimed at me (no names but who else writes poop and bawdy limericks) the limerick form can be bawdy and if he doesnt like my style its simple he doesnt have to read but the bullying HAS to stop
Date: 5/24/2021 4:37:00 AM
OMG, ha ha ha, I enjoyed a good laugh from this one, congratulations on POTD!
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 1:53:00 PM
Thanks Tania. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 1:24:00 PM
Thanks Tania. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 3:47:00 AM
Finally a clever and amusing burlesque of your real or imagined dinner date. Congrats on POTD.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/24/2021 7:27:00 PM
Woof!
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 1:57:00 PM
Thanks Keith. A bit of risqué fun, no harm done. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 3:02:00 AM
Nice one. Congratulations on POTD.
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 1:53:00 PM
Thanks Kai. Appreciated. Terry
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 1:31:00 PM
Thanks Kai. Appreciated. Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 2:19:00 AM
ha haha so good to see you as POTD I laugh even more reading this for the third time lol:-) that punch line is just hilarious, write on Terry we need more humour on soup:-) hugs jan xx
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 12:30:00 PM
Thanks Jan. It’s a weird thing, I loved this poem the moment I wrote it, but the prospect of POTD never so much as tickled my sub-conscious. However, now that I’m poetry megastar I feel I owe it to my fans to... sorry, got a bit carried away there. ;-) Terry
Date: 5/24/2021 12:46:00 AM
Back with congratulations Terry on POTD, enjoy your day in the bright lights. Pass the salt old boy lol. Tom
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Date: 5/24/2021 2:11:00 AM
Stunned! I never thought for a moment that ‘carry on film’ bawdiness would ever be deemed POTD. I’m thoroughly chuffed but I’d love to know the criteria that shapes the decision. Now... what rhymes with SMUT! ;-)
Date: 5/23/2021 6:35:00 PM
I've heard of Continental breakfasts, but never tasted 'Incontinental Dinners' before this tasty treat, Terry. lol. Thanks, gw
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 5/24/2021 12:05:00 PM
Well done, both of you! Aloha! Rico
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/24/2021 2:14:00 AM
Your comment is not supposed to be funnier than my poem. I’ll let you off though. Thanks Gershon. Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:50:00 PM
Terry, it was a hoot from start to finish. I enjoyed it very much....glad you did not hold back on submitting it. Hey, in my opinion, this is no place for censorship!
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Date: 5/23/2021 1:42:00 PM
Absolutely... spot on. I don’t get why anyone here would have a problem with the more ‘fruity’ offerings, especially if there’s a warning in the title. Thanks for your appreciation. Terry
Date: 5/23/2021 12:44:00 PM
They say dont knock it till youve tried it, but I think I'll pass lol Tom
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Terry Flood
Date: 5/23/2021 1:35:00 PM
Pass what? The salt? ;-) Terry
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