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Early To Bed, Early To Rise - Bawdy Limerick

My auntie’s a consummate flirt
and always wears a mini skirt
Uncle sees her toned thighs
and quickly gets a rise
It’s early to bed says old Bert
 
He deftly removes her silk stocking
And quickly their headboard is knocking
 Much to their neighbours chagrin
The party wall’s very thin
Their bedroom antics he finds shocking
 
Dear Auntie Eth’s ninety years young
(And Uncle Bert’s very well hung)
They’re old, but not wrecks
They adore having sex
Both glad their mattress is well sprung

07/31/21

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2021

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Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/8/2021 10:40:00 PM Hello Jan ... age has no barrier when it comes to human interests. Good luck to them I say. Do you enjoy baby sitting Jan? Lindsay Login to Reply

Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/7/2021 11:11:00 AM This is perfect! Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 8/4/2021 1:20:00 PM Cute one. It is a little risque' but okay. I wanted to say thanks for dropping by my blog and posting a comment. Sara Login to Reply

Nancy Kaufman Date: 8/4/2021 12:05:00 PM That is a great one Jan. Sex with the right person is fun at any age. I hope you get potd for that limerick. Login to Reply

Mike Gentile Date: 8/4/2021 10:20:00 AM OMG, I've been away for a few days and came back to find this!! Def one of your best Jan!! You keep topping yourself! LOVED it xxoo Login to Reply

Paula Goldsmith Date: 8/2/2021 7:48:00 AM Congratulations on your win. What a cute/fun-story/write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day............... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM thanks for dropping by Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 8/2/2021 4:16:00 AM OMG, ha ha ha, a great limerick Jan, bawdy as can be! hugs Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM Glad you enjoyed it Tania, i always put bawdy in the title so people are in not doubt it may be a bit ribald:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds Date: 8/1/2021 5:05:00 PM As long as auntie is a flirt and there’s life in old Bert may they keep the bed rocking. Love it Jan it’s hilarious… Belle :-)xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2021 2:14:00 PM Thanks Belle it may be a little risque but heck it was fun to write lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood Date: 8/1/2021 2:18:00 PM I don’t know about viagra... I reckon he’ll need a splint. ;-) Terry Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner Date: 8/1/2021 1:52:00 PM Use it or lose it, they say, I guess they learned a lot in 90 years! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM I just love the twist with her wearing mini skirts and stockings .. and then finding out she's 90 lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christuraj Alex Date: 8/1/2021 12:34:00 PM Such an interesting write. Congratulations! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 1:17:00 PM Thanks Christuraj:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly Date: 8/1/2021 1:33:00 AM Well, this certainly made me smile, there's hope for us old ones yet!.Delice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM Thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 8/1/2021 12:47:00 AM Oh Dear, these are extremely funny Jan, is there a limerick society, you could send these to? I'm exhausted just reading these. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM lol Harry, am not sure my humour would be appreciated by I will see if I can find a place to send my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar Date: 7/31/2021 10:50:00 PM Well let's hope he still has a strong heart :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM Lol Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose Date: 7/31/2021 6:51:00 PM Leave it to Jan to lighten our world and make it that much funnier. I love it, :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM I do try and make folk smile Vie!:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 7/31/2021 5:16:00 PM ah yes a little geriatric pole dancing.... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt Date: 7/31/2021 4:28:00 PM Sounds like a happy and healthy couple! Always enjoy your 'body' humour. Loved your title and your clever, perfect ending line. Hope you are doing well. Hugs ~ John Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM Thanks John I love writing 'limericks but 'body' ones are my fave:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/31/2021 1:51:00 PM What a delightful write, Jan. Amazing how we cannot picture our parents and grandparents having sex, but then, of course, we realize they did and do...they made us that way! I loved this! It is such a natural thing in life, I can never understand why it is seen by so many as a taboo subject. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:18:00 PM Thanks Milton, I adore the limerick form and the bawdy humour they can contain, this was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

David Mchattie Date: 7/31/2021 12:21:00 PM Very witty indeed. Nice to see the older folk a rockin' and a knockin.' Have a great day my friend. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:17:00 PM Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/31/2021 11:52:00 AM There's plenty of life in the old dog lol Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:16:00 PM I couldnt resist the twist with the age ;of 'uncle and auntie' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta Date: 7/31/2021 11:23:00 AM I noticed the Olympic springboard in the photo ...enjoyed, Jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:16:00 PM Thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/31/2021 10:51:00 AM Hi Jan, What a good, fun write. It's to see the elderly being portrayed as two people still in love. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands Date: 7/31/2021 10:44:00 AM Fun one Jan. You write these so well :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/31/2021 10:31:00 AM Delightful! Ring-a-ding-ding! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx