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My auntie’s a consummate flirt and always wears a mini skirt Uncle sees her toned thighs and quickly gets a rise It’s early to bed says old Bert He deftly removes her silk stocking And quickly their headboard is knocking Much to their neighbours chagrin The party wall’s very thin Their bedroom antics he finds shocking Dear Auntie Eth’s ninety years young (And Uncle Bert’s very well hung) They’re old, but not wrecks They adore having sex Both glad their mattress is well sprung 07/31/21

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Date: 8/8/2021 10:40:00 PM
Hello Jan ... age has no barrier when it comes to human interests. Good luck to them I say. Do you enjoy baby sitting Jan? Lindsay
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Date: 8/7/2021 11:11:00 AM
This is perfect!
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Date: 8/4/2021 1:20:00 PM
Cute one. It is a little risque' but okay. I wanted to say thanks for dropping by my blog and posting a comment. Sara
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Date: 8/4/2021 12:05:00 PM
That is a great one Jan. Sex with the right person is fun at any age. I hope you get potd for that limerick.
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Date: 8/4/2021 10:20:00 AM
OMG, I've been away for a few days and came back to find this!! Def one of your best Jan!! You keep topping yourself! LOVED it xxoo
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Date: 8/2/2021 7:48:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. What a cute/fun-story/write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day...............
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM
thanks for dropping by Paula:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/2/2021 4:16:00 AM
OMG, ha ha ha, a great limerick Jan, bawdy as can be! hugs
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Tania, i always put bawdy in the title so people are in not doubt it may be a bit ribald:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 5:05:00 PM
As long as auntie is a flirt and there’s life in old Bert may they keep the bed rocking. Love it Jan it’s hilarious… Belle :-)xx
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:14:00 PM
Thanks Belle it may be a little risque but heck it was fun to write lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 2:18:00 PM
I don’t know about viagra... I reckon he’ll need a splint. ;-) Terry
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 1:52:00 PM
Use it or lose it, they say, I guess they learned a lot in 90 years!
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM
I just love the twist with her wearing mini skirts and stockings .. and then finding out she's 90 lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 1:39:00 PM
Blushing at present, lol!,very funny, congratulations on your win, Jan!!! hugs xx
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Date: 8/2/2021 2:12:00 PM
Thanks Regina, i took a risk entering it in the contest, not everyone likes mystyle. i am so glad the sponsor has a good sense of humour!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 12:34:00 PM
Such an interesting write. Congratulations!
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Date: 8/1/2021 1:17:00 PM
Thanks Christuraj:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 1:33:00 AM
Well, this certainly made me smile, there's hope for us old ones yet!.Delice
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM
Thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/1/2021 12:47:00 AM
Oh Dear, these are extremely funny Jan, is there a limerick society, you could send these to? I'm exhausted just reading these.
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM
lol Harry, am not sure my humour would be appreciated by I will see if I can find a place to send my poems:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 10:50:00 PM
Well let's hope he still has a strong heart :)
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM
Lol Victor:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 6:51:00 PM
Leave it to Jan to lighten our world and make it that much funnier. I love it, :)
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM
I do try and make folk smile Vie!:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 5:16:00 PM
ah yes a little geriatric pole dancing....
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM
Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 4:28:00 PM
Sounds like a happy and healthy couple! Always enjoy your 'body' humour. Loved your title and your clever, perfect ending line. Hope you are doing well. Hugs ~ John
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM
Thanks John I love writing 'limericks but 'body' ones are my fave:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 1:51:00 PM
What a delightful write, Jan. Amazing how we cannot picture our parents and grandparents having sex, but then, of course, we realize they did and do...they made us that way! I loved this! It is such a natural thing in life, I can never understand why it is seen by so many as a taboo subject.
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:18:00 PM
Thanks Milton, I adore the limerick form and the bawdy humour they can contain, this was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 12:21:00 PM
Very witty indeed. Nice to see the older folk a rockin' and a knockin.' Have a great day my friend.
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:17:00 PM
Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 11:52:00 AM
There's plenty of life in the old dog lol Tom
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:16:00 PM
I couldnt resist the twist with the age ;of 'uncle and auntie' lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 11:23:00 AM
I noticed the Olympic springboard in the photo ...enjoyed, Jan!
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:16:00 PM
Thanks Rico:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 10:51:00 AM
Hi Jan, What a good, fun write. It's to see the elderly being portrayed as two people still in love. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM
Thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 10:44:00 AM
Fun one Jan. You write these so well :)
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM
Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/31/2021 10:31:00 AM
Delightful! Ring-a-ding-ding!
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Date: 8/1/2021 12:15:00 PM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx