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Early To Bed, Early To Rise - Bawdy Limerick

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My auntie’s a consummate flirt and always wears a mini skirt Uncle sees her toned thighs and quickly gets a rise It’s early to bed says old Bert He deftly removes her silk stocking And quickly their headboard is knocking Much to their neighbours chagrin The party wall’s very thin Their bedroom antics he finds shocking Dear Auntie Eth’s ninety years young (And Uncle Bert’s very well hung) They’re old, but not wrecks They adore having sex Both glad their mattress is well sprung 07/31/21

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Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/8/2021 10:40:00 PM

Hello Jan ... age has no barrier when it comes to human interests. Good luck to them I say. Do you enjoy baby sitting Jan? Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 8/7/2021 11:11:00 AM

This is perfect!

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/4/2021 1:20:00 PM

Cute one. It is a little risque' but okay. I wanted to say thanks for dropping by my blog and posting a comment. Sara

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 8/4/2021 12:05:00 PM

That is a great one Jan. Sex with the right person is fun at any age. I hope you get potd for that limerick.

Mike Gentile

Date: 8/4/2021 10:20:00 AM

OMG, I've been away for a few days and came back to find this!! Def one of your best Jan!! You keep topping yourself! LOVED it xxoo

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/2/2021 7:48:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a cute/fun-story/write and picture. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day...............

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM

thanks for dropping by Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/2/2021 4:16:00 AM

OMG, ha ha ha, a great limerick Jan, bawdy as can be! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:16:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed it Tania, i always put bawdy in the title so people are in not doubt it may be a bit ribald:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/1/2021 5:05:00 PM

As long as auntie is a flirt and there’s life in old Bert may they keep the bed rocking. Love it Jan it’s hilarious… Belle :-)xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:14:00 PM

Thanks Belle it may be a little risque but heck it was fun to write lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 8/1/2021 2:18:00 PM

I don’t know about viagra... I reckon he’ll need a splint. ;-) Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 8/1/2021 1:52:00 PM

Use it or lose it, they say, I guess they learned a lot in 90 years!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/2/2021 2:13:00 PM

I just love the twist with her wearing mini skirts and stockings .. and then finding out she's 90 lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Christuraj Alex

Date: 8/1/2021 12:34:00 PM

Such an interesting write. Congratulations!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 1:17:00 PM

Thanks Christuraj:-) hugs Jan xx

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/1/2021 1:33:00 AM

Well, this certainly made me smile, there's hope for us old ones yet!.Delice

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM

Thanks Delice:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 8/1/2021 12:47:00 AM

Oh Dear, these are extremely funny Jan, is there a limerick society, you could send these to? I'm exhausted just reading these.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:23:00 PM

lol Harry, am not sure my humour would be appreciated by I will see if I can find a place to send my poems:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/31/2021 10:50:00 PM

Well let's hope he still has a strong heart :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM

Lol Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 7/31/2021 6:51:00 PM

Leave it to Jan to lighten our world and make it that much funnier. I love it, :)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:20:00 PM

I do try and make folk smile Vie!:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 7/31/2021 5:16:00 PM

ah yes a little geriatric pole dancing....

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM

Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

John Watt

Date: 7/31/2021 4:28:00 PM

Sounds like a happy and healthy couple! Always enjoy your 'body' humour. Loved your title and your clever, perfect ending line. Hope you are doing well. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:19:00 PM

Thanks John I love writing 'limericks but 'body' ones are my fave:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 7/31/2021 1:51:00 PM

What a delightful write, Jan. Amazing how we cannot picture our parents and grandparents having sex, but then, of course, we realize they did and do...they made us that way! I loved this! It is such a natural thing in life, I can never understand why it is seen by so many as a taboo subject.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2021 12:18:00 PM

Thanks Milton, I adore the limerick form and the bawdy humour they can contain, this was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx