Early Morning Sonnet

Early Morning Sonnet Woke up at four, no moon or stars, stygian the night. I switched on the tablet to read the papers, but the light disturbed my wife who objected, I switched it off. Then I thought about sex and if there was a position i had never tried....could not think of any. And what should I do if i met a woman who showed sexual interest in me? I could carry an artificial ***** take from behind and slip it on. I then turned my attention to death, dealing with something that is for sure. When it came for me would I scream and say it has got a wrong person or be brave and sardonically laugh. I have lived a life not knowing many people it would be so embarrassing if no one came to carry me to my allotted place.