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Do You Drink Beer

Woman:Do you drink beer? Man: Yep Woman:How many beers a day? Man: 3 Woman: How much do they cost? Man: $5.00 with tip Woman: How many years? Man: 20 Woman: beers cost $450 a month- $5400 a year Man:Yep Woman: $108,000 for 20 years. You could have had a Ferrari! Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where's your Ferrari? ************************** AND THAT'S WHY WE "LOVE" MEN! Old Jokes Live on!

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Date: 9/25/2015 7:48:00 PM
Nice and funny Judy!...and thanks for the contest!...Peter.
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Judy Konos
Date: 10/18/2015 9:01:00 AM
I'm late...but wanted to say thanks......much
Date: 9/15/2015 4:03:00 PM
lol....good one Judy
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Judy Konos
Date: 9/15/2015 5:29:00 PM
Hey! I was hoping you'd say that Guy was you...I was coming over there and hold your beer can for YA!
Date: 9/15/2015 12:27:00 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) hugs Jan xx
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Judy Konos
Date: 9/15/2015 5:30:00 PM
ha ha ha back at ya.....
Date: 9/15/2015 10:14:00 AM
haha,fine presentation and love the pun.
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Judy Konos
Date: 9/15/2015 5:30:00 PM
Thanks Miraj.....
Date: 9/15/2015 9:03:00 AM
LOL. You had me right from the title!! Loved it
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Judy Konos
Date: 10/18/2015 9:01:00 AM
Saying thanks one month later....so thanks for stopping ....

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