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Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment

Digging my own grave synonymous with a sense of accomplishment Quite an undertaking to break ground figuratively, and symbolically linkedin while able bodied and mindedness readies cemetery plot within Elysian Fields although honestly, and truthfully as an organ donor, yours truly opts for cremation once I, the corporeal constituent essence that constitutes breadth, height, length, et cetera of one garden variety generic guy, whose introspective consciousness once exits these lovely bones subsequently shucks off his ethereal soul. Probable cause of death and reasonable rhyme how he died with his boots on? Accidental overdose spelt demise of Vitamin Junkie with over the counter supplements he did monkey. Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies Biotin 10,000 mcg Brain Support Gummies Super B Complex with Vitamin C Calcium 1200 MG plus Vitamin D3 Chewable Vitamin C dietary supplement Daily De-Stress Vitamin E 400 IU (180 mg) Echinacea 400 mg Fiber Gummies Flaxseed Oil with OMEGA-3 1300 mg Garlic 400 mg Ginger Root 550 mg Ginkgo Biloba 120 mg Hair, Skin & Nails Gummies Prebiotic Immune Support 750 mg with Vitamin D 30 mcg 1200 IU with Zinc 8.3 mg Psyllium Husk Selenium 200 mcg Turmeric 500 mg Vitamin A 2400 mcg Alphabetized list of above stockpiled synthesized materials purchased at CVS and Walgreens courtesy Nations Benefits and/or United HealthCare flex card allow, enable, and provide careful discriminate experimentation on self - selected as guinea pig more tolerable versus when being a little boy and bullied by ruthless nasty and shortish brutes as scapegoat of course discriminately taking a subset of iterated prescribed macronutrients each including following specified dose. A healthy corpse when the grim reaper calls, I will gladly bid adieu bon voyage into the netherworld and good riddance to him (a good for nothing) randy sandy donning tan hat man Squirreling acorn née joke hinting courtesy humorous literary arabesques absent minded handy dandy blue's clue imploring accomplice Jimmy Neutron, who willingly frankly (iggy lee) casually opened, popped, and zapped license to kill himself softly while listening to Pathetique adagio cantabile by Ludwig Van Beethoven courtesy over the counter supplements, the Food and Drug Administration doth not eschew. Mastermind of the universe, I a skeptic (with flat thinning hair, yet shrinking paunch) regarding divine creationism, nevertheless accepts mortality as stepping stone into nothingness that follows, repurposing random arrangement of atoms and molecules that configured one contemplative, intuitive, operative and restive *****sapien (essentially composed of stardust) reincarnated into another form of matter. After crafting especially individualized invitations répondez s'il vous plaît as the spirit moves thee.

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