Diet Pill Did Not Work
Ate a piece of double chocolate cake.
Was not satisfied, then I took a pink diet pill.
Diet pill did not work.
Had another piece of cake. A sliver this time.
Still hungry. Ate two bags of chips.
Small ones. Sugar, salt, salt, sugar.
Why don’t you take another diet pill? Husband suggested.
So I had that engraved on his tombstone.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2020
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