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Diet -- Tried It

I once knew a husky young man named Jim Tried every diet he could to get slim He even stopped eating Attending the meetings Of: "Diet? Tried It ~ Just Hack Off a Limb"

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Date: 2/22/2020 10:41:00 PM
Oh, yes, this has a GREAT ending!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/23/2020 12:07:00 AM
Proceed to OR on the double. LOL. ~ GREAT ending
Date: 2/20/2020 7:10:00 PM
G'day Gershon … yikes! A bit extreme. How would you choose what limb. Wincing or giggling; makes a good limerick - thank you Gershon - Lindsay
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/20/2020 10:13:00 PM
Great question! Wouldn't want to out on a limb and predict which one! Thanks, Gershon
Date: 2/19/2020 3:20:00 PM
Lol...yes, surely will lose parts!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/19/2020 7:50:00 PM
'Part-ing is such sweet sorrow!' LOL. ~ Romeo
Date: 2/19/2020 1:47:00 PM
Yikes! Chop off a limb & you'll be slim. Company motto. No thanks, I'll stay fat.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 2/19/2020 2:06:00 PM
You're smarter than I am, Jean. When I chopped mine off, a heavier one grew back in its place --- not to mention the pain. Haha. Correction. -- Ouch! Don't do dat!! Smiles, Gershon

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