DIARY OF DIONDRA POSH: Temporary Employment

May 2051 Dear diary I think I'll try for a part Time job which I just know beyond Anything I'm gonna hate! So I'll work It out um. Without a doubt. I just Don't wanna sit at home to much! I think I'm getting fat. I have a dreaded OB appointment in 2 day. The baby Oh Walik is really really growing so That good news. Ooh what else Could a 30 year old ask for. And I Didn't even get to celebrate my birthday Plus big plus plus. Mister Hakim Rescheduled me! Diondra Posh! Oh Hell! ANYWAY according to my calendar I'm 3 months pregnant! I think thar Means the kid is due in November? Scorpio yey! Maybe. I need A special Calendar to figure out the whole thing. Miss Posh will deal. Can't wait to get a job any job now And it's not that I care to actually Work I don't Wanna be a slave! You Know what I'm saying diary? So I can't wait to meet my potential Employer Mister...umm well I think There's more than one. But one name That keeps ringing familiar is Damian Amadeus Hakim. I think He rescheduled my interview for The middle of June oh I'll die from Heat some type of Fahrenheit injury And whuuu?! The SWEAT?! can you Imagine?! Bye diary next entry next time! Diondra Posh! Walik moved ohmy Gosh! May 7, 2051 Dear diary I went on a job hunter today I wanna Make that the interviewer sees me As a serious person. Hmm hihaahayay! You know Diondra Posh diary. So I So I will be journeying on to a few more Interviews. The first interrogation Was for a pizza shop damn I might Have been successful to but he Kept watching my mid section. Ugh I was aggravated But I didn't Let it show not completely sure I'll Call to know for sure. I really do not NOT NOT wanna work PIZZA! but.... Diary..... The pizzas at Pizza Palace Wasn't to severe. Might not be to Bad there. I think I'll just accept the Pizza Palace Place position. STAT diary. Faaantassss!!! May 9 Hey Diary I started my job today At the pizza palace. It wasn't bad. Some experience a type of lesson I didn't think I needed. But it's OK. So let me tell you what went on. First the manager gave me lunch Time at 1 o'clock. And he offered Me a slice of pizza?! Really sir. Manager. I was so offended haey heay! I figured He was being stingy. So just before I took lunch I snuck 2 extra slices Into my pocketbook. Uh! I was Afraid he would notice 2 slices missing But he didn't. Pepi Saho. heh! noticed Nothing! So I ate a good snack for Later after a came home. But my Bag was a mess! I panicked when I stole the pizzas. Next time I'll just Buy the whole pizza pie. I think Pepi Said I get an employees discount. That's only 30 dollars! Is that really A discount? Ioun know. So next diary entry. When I have A chance. Under optimal circumstance. Well all in all in all I'm expecting Time to fly by you know Diondra Posh Got thongs! Diary. I can't sit still for Long and this job I want so bad will Be a dream come true! I'm Ambition yes yes yes! Granted all my Creditials. These eventuals. Heah Heah heah! I laugh! But I am so ooo Serious! I will quit the pizza business And work a respectable somethin' Somethin' can't make pizza my life But it does taste good! Well next time diary my confidant.