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Dial P for Proctology

Don't worry Son, there's nothing to fear Is that what you expected to hear No, I think we're the feast Of this rampaging beast Whose horn's about to puncture your rear

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Date: 2/24/2025 12:32:00 PM
I think I'll practice preventive care instead and avoid the nasty beast altogether, thank you
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Tom Woody
Date: 2/24/2025 1:31:00 PM
Some fools will do anything for the ultimate Instagram pic
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Randy Freie
Date: 2/24/2025 1:19:00 PM
Hi Tom, have you heard of these morons who get out in the wild with Bison and act like they're at a petting zoo instead of with a critter that's grumpy and can kill them. The call of the wild I guess.

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