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De-Puzzlers

If lawyers get de-barred and clergymen de-frocked Does it naturally follow and make sense That electricians are de-lighted and cowboys de-ranged? Need some answers, no sitting on the fence! Can a motorist be de-fined, or a balloon be de-flated This silliness surely must stop Do dead mailmen de-liver, are old ships de-ported Better stop before I call a burly cop Do musicians get de-noted, dry cleaners de-pressed? Now hold on, I'm getting quite upset Can models be de-posed, do tree surgeons de-bark? Haven't heard any answers as yet Do skirts get de-pleted, has your hair been de-parted? This must be some kind of a plot Artists quit by de-sign, symphonies de-compose? I think about de-strings a lot!

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Date: 3/16/2023 6:06:00 PM
Very nice,start to finish.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/17/2023 4:05:00 AM
Fun eh! Thanks for dropping by David!
Date: 3/11/2023 3:32:00 AM
A fabulous poem Jack. Fun from beginning to end and very clever..
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/11/2023 4:25:00 AM
Got premature happiness dear Wendy! Can't wait for the end of the month! XOX
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Speaks Volumes
Date: 3/11/2023 4:15:00 AM
No Jack, they went to the beach today, so I stayed home and caught up with some much neglected reading. Loved your poem. My Yankie Family don't go home til the end of the month.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/11/2023 4:08:00 AM
She's back!!!!!!!! Yee Haw! And of course with her sweet happy words of praise! Halleuya! Missed you a bunch sweet lady!!! XOX
Date: 3/10/2023 8:29:00 AM
Put the mouse back in the cage Jack. you should enter this in the pun contest....
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2023 9:20:00 AM
You think!!! LOL Perhaps I will... sounds like a great idea!!! Happy day my friend!
Date: 3/10/2023 7:31:00 AM
Lol, you're on a roll Jack, do poets get de worded. Have a great weekend. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2023 7:36:00 AM
This was a fun one... got stuck a few times! Thanks Sir Thomas my buddy!
Date: 3/10/2023 6:47:00 AM
Excellent, Jack. You are quite the thinker nd I love the wit. Have a super weekend my friend:)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 3/10/2023 7:05:00 AM
Wracked my brain for this one!!! LOL It was quite a struggle though but really good! Have a good one Daniel!

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