Darren

The day had started normally and no way had I reckoned
when Mum had washed the breakfast pots that stardom was to beckon.
Waiting on the pavement, passing dogs who were not used
to what they saw, jumped up and barked- their owners looked bemused.
Total strangers,  pretty girls, the driver of the bus,
they all queued up to talk to me and some made quite a fuss.
The older folk asked how I was and Mum told them I'm healthy,
the younger ones with phones in hand sneaked up and took a selfie.
A nurse though rarely raised a brow when we walked through the door,
a veteran of lads like me she'd seen it all before.
In A&E* she commented "Lad, let it not be said
you'll ever be short of company with a saucepan stuck on your head".

(*A&E- Accident and Emergency)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 9/3/2018 6:26:00 AM
All this needs is a proper Irish tune to be sung to. Well done.
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Date: 3/5/2016 4:17:00 PM
Great poem! Loved the punch line.
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Date: 3/2/2016 8:02:00 AM
Viv, congratulations on having this delightfully fun poem chosen as a Feature Poem for the week, it is amazing, I am loving it 7 ~
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Date: 3/2/2016 7:14:00 AM
lol very good :-)
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Date: 2/29/2016 6:37:00 AM
This piece made my ribs crack..... Congrats for having your poem featured in the Poetry Soup homepage!!! ;-)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:32:00 AM
Thanks Teddy, nice of the Soup to blow the dust off this one. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/28/2016 6:51:00 PM
Fantastic.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2016 12:33:00 AM
Cheers, Luke, glad you enjoyed it. regards, Viv
Date: 2/2/2015 4:09:00 PM
Ouch! This is certainly funny, with a surprising ending.
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