Darren

The day had started normally and no way had I reckoned
when Mum had washed the breakfast pots that stardom was to beckon.
Waiting on the pavement, passing dogs who were not used
to what they saw, jumped up and barked- their owners looked bemused.
Total strangers,  pretty girls, the driver of the bus,
they all queued up to talk to me and some made quite a fuss.
The older folk asked how I was and Mum told them I'm healthy,
the younger ones with phones in hand sneaked up and took a selfie.
A nurse though rarely raised a brow when we walked through the door,
a veteran of lads like me she'd seen it all before.
In A&E* she commented "Lad, let it not be said
you'll ever be short of company with a saucepan stuck on your head".

(*A&E- Accident and Emergency)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Hobbs Avatar
September 3, 2018 at 6:26 AM
All this needs is a proper Irish tune to be sung to. Well done.
Quigley Avatar
March 5, 2016 at 4:17 PM
Great poem! Loved the punch line.
La France Avatar
March 2, 2016 at 8:02 AM
Viv, congratulations on having this delightfully fun poem chosen as a Feature Poem for the week, it is amazing, I am loving it 7 ~
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March 2, 2016 at 7:14 AM
lol very good :-)
Kimathi Avatar
February 29, 2016 at 6:37 AM
This piece made my ribs crack..... Congrats for having your poem featured in the Poetry Soup homepage!!! ;-)
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2016 at 12:32 AM
Thanks Teddy, nice of the Soup to blow the dust off this one. Regards, Viv
Irwin Avatar
February 28, 2016 at 6:51 PM
Fantastic.
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2016 at 12:33 AM
Cheers, Luke, glad you enjoyed it. regards, Viv
Fisher Avatar
February 2, 2015 at 4:09 PM
Ouch! This is certainly funny, with a surprising ending.
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