Dancing Disaster

I'm the worst dancer, this is not my calling, i have two left feet, so i'm always falling! I trip and stumble, looking like a fool, everyone else gets it, they just look so cool. I tried the tango, and broke someones toe, don't even ask about ballet! that was quite a show. Broke my leg moon-walking, twisted my wrist doing cheer, sprained my neck with the walts, dancing has become my fear! But still I love it, this dangerous fun, but its not my calling, so now i'm done!