Damn them computer hackers

Damn them computer hackers... nothing but persistent pesky sniveling, snot nosed beastie boy buggers. Data breach conundrum with Gmail rectified... courtesy MacKeeper computer technicians in tandem with the geek inside me, who finally resolved elusive quandary that befuddled and frustrated yours truly, yet would probably be a no brainer for generic kindergartner. Orders of protestation barked back from artificial intelligence machine smartass Macbook Pro laptop, informing stymied ordinary sleepy joe - biden his time trying in vain to contact Google representative. Left to my own devices plus praying to the god of technology Vishwakarma, whereby a thunderbolt appeared out of the blue struck me upside the head jump/kick started problem solving creative juices. Picture the general scenario such that I could see clearly within mind's eye raw binary bits of personal information snapped up for sinister purposes) after familiarity with MacKeeper transpired, and kudos to the brain children (before parturition little Einsteins trained in utero while he/she they/them listened to Mozart), who birthed said utility computer program to maintain ideal free and clear functionality, operationality, and uni-directionality of sophisticated electronic machine to detect, quarantine or purge malicious software when necessary if the life of the expectant mother or other type of end user at risk. After bundle of joy exits cervix, he/she they/them burbles fluent binary, octal, hexadecimal, et cetera before nursing courtesy re milk of human kindness suckling buzzfeeds babe essential nutrients to fend off nasty and brutish microscopic manifold germs empowering immune system of newborn with vital defenses against deleterious organisms analogous to top notch military trained to stop enemy in their trax. Similar to taking preventive measures such as getting inoculated or taking antibiotics if body affected by an insidious illness causing pathogen, a legion of danger exists (rather flows) within the webbed wide world of a stand alone computing machine or a linkedin network system analogous to vulnerable damage causing living entity, (whether animal or plant) wreaking havoc within cellular level, which worse case scenario spells demise of corporeal entity or in the case of flora, flowers nipped in the bud before they get a chance to blossom, which irksome blight, a pitiful sight for sore eyes or lamentation (more likely anger or rage against the machine) currently infected with deliberately delivered malware intended to sabotage important data as happened to many unsuspecting netizens (including yours truly), whose divine intervention courtesy MacKeeper application provided ways and means to remedy implacable stealth perpetrated, especially black hat, gray hat, green hat or elite hackers to mention a small number of cyber marauders hell bent causing woebegone agitation, brutalization, cannibalization, desperation, eradication, infiltration, ruination of blood, sweat and tears regarding creation of supposedly airtight vacuum packed system.