Cutlery Dilemma

Hello folks, I am your loyal fork - but had to laugh At a comment below' hard to find a loyal one nowadays', Fish knives are smelly, Many centuries ago, designed for the sharp edge, To be away from your face, So that your nose did not have to brace Itself, and your mouth was prepared to swallow, This unsavory taste, And therefore there was no waste, No fridges or coolers in those days, Had to eat what was served, spices and herbs helped in many ways! The soup spoon, seems somewhat tubby, And looks a little, as did mummy, But ouch, she wouldn’t like that, She was only just a little bit fat! But you, the steak knife, who do most of the work, As you cut through rump, sirloin, pork or fillet, Your duties like a military man, you never do shirk, You master all foods proudly, we, the rest of The cutlery in the drawer salute you, Deserving of your Officer’s rank, And we always rally to your defense, and flank Each side of the dinner plate, In every continent, country or state. But who is the flirty one in the cutlery drawer Why, the dessert spoon of course, Used puuuurfectly seductively, To scoop up deserts, I, says the dessert spoon, make men drool, As I lift my self erotically, to my mistress’s mouth, Leaving some ice cream on me, which She licks with her tongue, I assist her mischievous Acts of eating with me, As I enjoy the electric sensual romantic mood, I’m no bodies fool! Hey what about me, said the butter knife, as I slip And slide through butter, and spread this indulgence With lots of calories and love on your bread, And of course dear little tea spoon, Who stirs sugar and milk in your coffee or tea, Don’t forget me! So this dilemma as to who is the most Important in the cutlery drawer, Is easily solved All eating utensils are equally involved.