Cup of Tears

A brawl started at Walmart today Some short of mask debate Her boyfriend was clowning around Told her this sports cup was mandatory She fell for it and became a clown Not knowing he was pulling her leg She wore it and became a Huge hit On Twitter When a salesmen told her Masks were mandatory “A friend of mine” She put it on We were there For over an hour It was a home-run After she bought it She looked at the receipt It said: Mans protective cup she hit me Right In the balls My mistake, I wasn’t wearing my Cup She had it on her face Baseball season is over for me