Cubism Is My Favorite Art

Cubism is my favorite art.
I love making silly blockheaded people, pretending 
Ignorance as to why I would have drawn certain 
Wonderful people in this manner.

I grin diabolically as I cartoon them with cubed heads, 
And uppity squared off eyes, looking shifty.
Blocked noses high in the air, looking square-pigged snooty.
My grin gets bigger and bigger as I draw…

I think I started to do this in third grade, as a defense
Mechanism when Ms. Smells – not her real name, but her real attitude
Was too superior to help us in any way, angry if we did not
Understand the concepts she galloped through at a sixth grade level.

It is just something that came to me, I said innocently,
Presenting her with her caricature with a flourish,
Pretending this was a wonderful compliment.
She seemed pleased, not realizing the extent of the insult.

So at the ripe age of eight, I accidentally discovered 
I can get in my licks, even against haughty grownups, in the name of art,
By seventh grade I did not always remember to do it with a smile, 
So it did not work nearly as well.  
But this in no way wiped out my love of cubism.
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Kiser Avatar
February 2, 2019 at 5:01 PM
Okay, you are now officially, Hogging, my favorite list.
Krutsinger Avatar
February 2, 2019 at 10:27 PM
Hilarious! I kind of suspected that.
Blown Avatar
February 2, 2019 at 1:43 AM
"cubism...geometry is worth/ld a million words" (some ancient greek no doubt)
Krutsinger Avatar
February 2, 2019 at 6:41 AM
Yes, some wonderful, exciting, fun-loving Greek! I have met several, and they are all my friends, and some ancient now.
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