Counterfeit Bills

I'd like to say it was just a dream but it was real. The cops arrested me for passing counterfeit bills. My bank gave me twenty one hundred dollar bills that were counterfeit. When I found out, the police had to use tear gas because I had a fit. After I cried like a two year old, i was thrown in jail. I had to sell my body organs so that I could make bail. But now they want my organs even though I'm not dead. They don't intend to wait, they want them now instead. I have no money to buy food and I feel light headed and giddy. My electricity was cut off last night, those bastards have no pity. Because I haven't eaten, I sure have gotten bony. And it's because of that money that was phony. When I can't pay the bill collectors, I constantly get hit. Don't do business with my bank or you'll receive cash that is counterfeit.