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I fell in love with a computer Not for the sex, for it is neuter It came without name Oh my! What a shame! I googled one and up came Luther. ----------------------- Limerick Contest II Sponsor: Jan Allison Placed 1st 20th February, 2016

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Date: 11/14/2016 5:02:00 PM
What a riot, this limerick is. Very, very clever, Paul. I am laughing so hard while writing this post. Lol! Now go take a cyber cold shower. Love and peace to you, my friend.
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Date: 11/15/2016 1:30:00 PM
So pleased you had a laugh, Freddie:) Thank you for an entertaining visit, my friend! Regards // paul
Date: 3/15/2016 12:13:00 AM
Hi Paul, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~
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Date: 3/15/2016 1:55:00 PM
Thank you Linda:) I see you're catching up on comments...not like me, I'm drowning in mail!!! hugs // paul
Date: 3/6/2016 8:22:00 PM
:) nice write, Paul, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/8/2016 12:02:00 PM
Thank you, Eve; is your redneck car for hire?:) ~ Regards & hugs // paul
Date: 3/6/2016 8:19:00 PM
Congratulations on your win with this limerick! :)
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Date: 3/8/2016 12:30:00 PM
Many thanks, Susan:) All the best...paul
Date: 3/6/2016 8:04:00 PM
Very interesting!! Congratulations!!
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Date: 3/8/2016 4:50:00 AM
Thank you, Sarita, both for the visit and congrats. :) Regards // paul
Date: 3/6/2016 7:28:00 PM
I remember this cute one. COngrats to you, Paul.
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Date: 3/7/2016 11:38:00 AM
Thank you Andrea. Yours did you proud, too:) // paul
Date: 3/6/2016 6:11:00 PM
Very clever humour Paul congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/7/2016 10:54:00 AM
Thank you Jan:) So pleased to be on your winners' list! Only now I realized the results were out, that's why I did not thank you before (I only stayed a while on internet cos I was feeling heavy-headed.) Hugs // paul
Date: 2/25/2016 5:17:00 PM
Dear Paul Clever write my friend, a modern funny that is true to life realism, it has a funny ha ha charm but it is totally real to our times, great job Paul, good luck in the contest, cheri
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Paul Callus
Date: 2/26/2016 8:28:00 AM
Limericks are funny, Cherl, but deep down there is usually a thin layer of 'serious' thought! Thank you for the lovely comments. ~ Regards // paul
Date: 2/25/2016 2:05:00 AM
Too clever for words.
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Date: 2/25/2016 11:36:00 AM
Thank you, Mark; I appreciate your complimentary comment. Regards // paul
Date: 2/22/2016 4:25:00 PM
Hello Paul ... the modern partner for many - thanks Paul - Lindsay
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Date: 2/23/2016 2:18:00 PM
Pleased to see you around, Lindsay:) Thank for reading and commenting. All the best....paul
Date: 2/22/2016 1:17:00 AM
Excellent. Very interesting write. We all love computers. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.
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Date: 2/22/2016 7:53:00 AM
Thank you for the feedback and for paying me a nice visit, Ravi. Have a nice day! Regards // paul
Date: 2/21/2016 5:44:00 PM
Very nice! I feel like am addicted to my computer:-)
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Date: 2/22/2016 7:51:00 AM
Thank you, Njeri:) At least it's not a narcotic addiction!! Regards // paul
Date: 2/21/2016 10:01:00 AM
I think we are all in love with computers. Great theme!!
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Date: 2/21/2016 1:19:00 PM
I fell in love with computers at first sight, Andrea; good thing because we had to start using them in class! I would be lost without one. Regards ~ paul
Date: 2/21/2016 7:58:00 AM
Laughing out loud! Good one, Paul. Elaine
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Date: 2/21/2016 1:17:00 PM
Glad you enjoyed, Elaine:) Thank you & regards // paul
Date: 2/21/2016 7:42:00 AM
lol...i fell in love with my computer for a week, then it decided to give me issues, 5 years later i still have it though! Nicely crafted limerick! :)
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Date: 2/21/2016 12:37:00 PM
Sandra, I have only had 2 computers in around 15 years; they both served me well, but I have also had problems. Now I don't know what I'd do without one! Thank you for reading and liking:) Regards // paul
Date: 2/21/2016 3:59:00 AM
you do have a witty, funny bone, paul... enjoyed this comical techno sketch!..huggs
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Date: 2/21/2016 6:56:00 AM
Thank you, Nette; perhaps the title you gave to your limerick would have fitted this one, too:) I have a love-hate affair with my computer, so that's where this idea came from! Hugs // paul
Date: 2/21/2016 1:19:00 AM
I wonder what your inspiration for this was. At first I thought "Luther" was a euphemism for something else, but now I'm thinking it's just the name of your computer ... perhaps my mind is in weird places at the moment ... lol!
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Date: 2/21/2016 6:49:00 AM
To be honest, I did not realize it was just ONE limerick till I was about to post my entry! I had two that complimented each other, and the title was "What's in a Name?". As for Luther...it's a name that can mean 'free', thus free to choose its own gender...Thank you for the interest:) Regards // paul
Date: 2/20/2016 7:00:00 PM
What a turn of events...does that means all computers are males? Lol SuZ
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Date: 2/21/2016 5:20:00 AM
Ha! ... what about trans!! ~ Thank you for being the first to comment, Suz:) ~ Have a lovely day. // paul